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Post by The Herald Erjen on Jan 26, 2019 0:18:33 GMT
Hi, Goz. How's the weather Down Under? I hope all that global warming isn't too harsh on your neck wrinkles. I thought of something a little while ago and it occurred to me that you might be able to help.
As you know, we Americans like guns, and there's a saying here that if you carry a gun always carry it. Me, I feel safe enough on my own property in daytime, but the sun just went down here, and when the sun goes down the gun goes on. Better to have it and never need it than need it one time and not have it, yes?
So anyway, I just got an idea for a new invention; a waterproof holster so that Americans can still wear their guns in the bath, shower, swimming pool, jacuzzi, etc. What do you think? Should I start my own company? I know Australia doesn't allow its citizens to have guns anymore, as a totalitarian state prefers a docile and disarmed population, but since you're a successful person and a published author I figured you might know something about business. Hell, maybe you would even like to become an investor in my new idea if you think it has potential.
Gee, I hope no one else has thought of it already. Seems like every time I get an idea for a new product I find someone has thought of it years earlier.
I just remembered that scene from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly where Eli Wallach says that great philosophical line, "When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk." I still haven't figured out how he kept his powder dry though, as those guns had separate loading ammo, but I digress.
Well, let me know, Goz. I look forward your highly reasoned and rational input.
Cordially,
Erjenius
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Post by phludowin on Jan 26, 2019 1:19:43 GMT
Hi, Goz. How's the weather Down Under? I hope all that global warming isn't too harsh on your neck wrinkles. I thought of something a little while ago and it occurred to me that you might be able to help. As you know, we Americans like guns, and there's a saying here that if you carry a gun always carry it. Me, I feel safe enough on my own property in daytime, but the sun just went down here, and when the sun goes down the gun goes on. Better to have it and never need it than need it one time and not have it, yes? So anyway, I just got an idea for a new invention; a waterproof holster so that Americans can still wear their guns in the bath, shower, swimming pool, jacuzzi, etc. What do you think? Should I start my own company? I know Australia doesn't allow its citizens to have guns anymore, as a totalitarian state prefers a docile and disarmed population, but since you're a successful person and a published author I figured you might know something about business. Hell, maybe you would even like to become an investor in my new idea if you think it has potential. Gee, I hope no one else has thought of it already. Seems like every time I get an idea for a new product I find someone has thought of it years earlier. Yes. www.seahorsecases.com/seahorse-waterproof-gun-holster.html |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Jan 26, 2019 1:26:12 GMT
Hi, Goz. How's the weather Down Under? I hope all that global warming isn't too harsh on your neck wrinkles. I thought of something a little while ago and it occurred to me that you might be able to help. As you know, we Americans like guns, and there's a saying here that if you carry a gun always carry it. Me, I feel safe enough on my own property in daytime, but the sun just went down here, and when the sun goes down the gun goes on. Better to have it and never need it than need it one time and not have it, yes? So anyway, I just got an idea for a new invention; a waterproof holster so that Americans can still wear their guns in the bath, shower, swimming pool, jacuzzi, etc. What do you think? Should I start my own company? I know Australia doesn't allow its citizens to have guns anymore, as a totalitarian state prefers a docile and disarmed population, but since you're a successful person and a published author I figured you might know something about business. Hell, maybe you would even like to become an investor in my new idea if you think it has potential. Gee, I hope no one else has thought of it already. Seems like every time I get an idea for a new product I find someone has thought of it years earlier. Yes. www.seahorsecases.com/seahorse-waterproof-gun-holster.htmlAwwwww, damn. Back to the proverbial old drawing board.  |
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Post by goz on Jan 26, 2019 2:37:29 GMT
Hi, Goz. How's the weather Down Under? I hope all that global warming isn't too harsh on your neck wrinkles. I thought of something a little while ago and it occurred to me that you might be able to help. As you know, we Americans like guns, and there's a saying here that if you carry a gun always carry it. Me, I feel safe enough on my own property in daytime, but the sun just went down here, and when the sun goes down the gun goes on. Better to have it and never need it than need it one time and not have it, yes? So anyway, I just got an idea for a new invention; a waterproof holster so that Americans can still wear their guns in the bath, shower, swimming pool, jacuzzi, etc. What do you think? Should I start my own company? I know Australia doesn't allow its citizens to have guns anymore, as a totalitarian state prefers a docile and disarmed population, but since you're a successful person and a published author I figured you might know something about business. Hell, maybe you would even like to become an investor in my new idea if you think it has potential. Gee, I hope no one else has thought of it already. Seems like every time I get an idea for a new product I find someone has thought of it years earlier. I just remembered that scene from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly where Eli Wallach says that great philosophical line, "When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk." I still haven't figured out how he kept his powder dry though, as those guns had separate loading ammo, but I digress. Well, let me know, Goz. I look forward your highly reasoned and rational input. Cordially, Erjenius I DO love a good call out thread in the morning ( well it is more like lunch time here right now) butt Heeeeey Ho! The weather down under is glorious AND it is Australia Day ( or as we Aussies say Straya Dye ) thanks for asking. It is a little hot and humid, butt nothing a dunk in the old Pacific Blue wont fix, for this little Aussie battler. . I DO like your idea, and it is too distressing that YOU are not the first to think of this. Poor you. Always doomed to be the brisdesmaid! Since you are my 'special friend Erjenious from Bamma', I will give you the gift of a little idea of mine I had on a thread to our dear departed Cash. I won't and nor will (GozInc) expect more than 50% of the royalties (joke). It is 'Baby guns'. ie guns targeted (joke) to the baby and toddler market. They are plastic, lightweight, come in pink or blue ( and not to discriminate rainbow) with cute little teddy bear holsters. They have a light trigger that even a six month old can pull and little recoil, though the recoil is a safety feature so that they don't pick up the gun and choke on it after shooting, so the gun falls safely to the ground after firing. The silver and gold coloured bullets are NOT choke proof, however they are guaranteed to go straight through easily and in 24 hours. Each bullet is filled with colour dye for easy of finding in the E.R As a self proclaimed marketing guru and published author ( second book pending) I think that there is a HUGE market in baby guns. The upwardly mobile parent will definitely buy one if they see their kid's friend in the next crib has one at day care and they will ALL need one for 'baby self defence' which is lawful in America, I believe. If it were my idea, it would include day and night time teddy holsters, with push button or squeeze lullabies and optional extra 'silencer'. A whole new meaning for 'pacifiers'! The parents can buy a package with an automatic (joke) upgrade once their child reached 20 lbs or 30 inches whichever is first and the kid graduates to the 'Toddler Terror Walking Baby Gun'. This model has sights on it for additional accuracy, automatic (joke) loading and a larger recoil though the risk of choking is less on the larger gun and bullets. There is a fortune to be made Ejenious and this cold be your big chance. Maybe you and Molar (wait....sorry not physically possible or maybe Heeeeey) could have a baby upon which to practice/test the prototype. Happy procreating from GozDownUnder. |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Jan 26, 2019 3:54:52 GMT
Hi, Goz. How's the weather Down Under? I hope all that global warming isn't too harsh on your neck wrinkles. I thought of something a little while ago and it occurred to me that you might be able to help. As you know, we Americans like guns, and there's a saying here that if you carry a gun always carry it. Me, I feel safe enough on my own property in daytime, but the sun just went down here, and when the sun goes down the gun goes on. Better to have it and never need it than need it one time and not have it, yes? So anyway, I just got an idea for a new invention; a waterproof holster so that Americans can still wear their guns in the bath, shower, swimming pool, jacuzzi, etc. What do you think? Should I start my own company? I know Australia doesn't allow its citizens to have guns anymore, as a totalitarian state prefers a docile and disarmed population, but since you're a successful person and a published author I figured you might know something about business. Hell, maybe you would even like to become an investor in my new idea if you think it has potential. Gee, I hope no one else has thought of it already. Seems like every time I get an idea for a new product I find someone has thought of it years earlier. I just remembered that scene from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly where Eli Wallach says that great philosophical line, "When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk." I still haven't figured out how he kept his powder dry though, as those guns had separate loading ammo, but I digress. Well, let me know, Goz. I look forward your highly reasoned and rational input. Cordially, Erjenius I DO love a good call out thread in the morning ( well it is more like lunch time here right now) butt Heeeeey Ho! The weather down under is glorious AND it is Australia Day ( or as we Aussies say Straya Dye ) thanks for asking. It is a little hot and humid, butt nothing a dunk in the old Pacific Blue wont fix, for this little Aussie battler. . I DO like your idea, and it is too distressing that YOU are not the first to think of this. Poor you. Always doomed to be the brisdesmaid! Since you are my 'special friend Erjenious from Bamma', I will give you the gift of a little idea of mine I had on a thread to our dear departed Cash. I won't and nor will (GozInc) expect more than 50% of the royalties (joke). It is 'Baby guns'. ie guns targeted (joke) to the baby and toddler market. They are plastic, lightweight, come in pink or blue ( and not to discriminate rainbow) with cute little teddy bear holsters. They have a light trigger that even a six month old can pull and little recoil, though the recoil is a safety feature so that they don't pick up the gun and choke on it after shooting, so the gun falls safely to the ground after firing. The silver and gold coloured bullets are NOT choke proof, however they are guaranteed to go straight through easily and in 24 hours. Each bullet is filled with colour dye for easy of finding in the E.R As a self proclaimed marketing guru and published author ( second book pending) I think that there is a HUGE market in baby guns. The upwardly mobile parent will definitely buy one if they see their kid's friend in the next crib has one at day care and they will ALL need one for 'baby self defence' which is lawful in America, I believe. If it were my idea, it would include day and night time teddy holsters, with push button or squeeze lullabies and optional extra 'silencer'. A whole new meaning for 'pacifiers'! The parents can buy a package with an automatic (joke) upgrade once their child reached 20 lbs or 30 inches whichever is first and the kid graduates to the 'Toddler Terror Walking Baby Gun'. This model has sights on it for additional accuracy, automatic (joke) loading and a larger recoil though the risk of choking is less on the larger gun and bullets. There is a fortune to be made Ejenious and this cold be your big chance. Maybe you and Molar (wait....sorry not physically possible or maybe Heeeeey) could have a baby upon which to practice/test the prototype. Happy procreating from GozDownUnder. Thanks for replying, Goz, lest I be emotionally devastated. Good ideas. American children love guns. I know I sure did when I was a youngster.  I also like this billboard, but realistically I know it won't make a difference. When the Illuminati decides to declare martial law and confiscate the guns, they will do it, and nothing is going to stop them.  |
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Post by goz on Jan 26, 2019 4:10:44 GMT
I DO love a good call out thread in the morning ( well it is more like lunch time here right now) butt Heeeeey Ho! The weather down under is glorious AND it is Australia Day ( or as we Aussies say Straya Dye ) thanks for asking. It is a little hot and humid, butt nothing a dunk in the old Pacific Blue wont fix, for this little Aussie battler. . I DO like your idea, and it is too distressing that YOU are not the first to think of this. Poor you. Always doomed to be the brisdesmaid! Since you are my 'special friend Erjenious from Bamma', I will give you the gift of a little idea of mine I had on a thread to our dear departed Cash. I won't and nor will (GozInc) expect more than 50% of the royalties (joke). It is 'Baby guns'. ie guns targeted (joke) to the baby and toddler market. They are plastic, lightweight, come in pink or blue ( and not to discriminate rainbow) with cute little teddy bear holsters. They have a light trigger that even a six month old can pull and little recoil, though the recoil is a safety feature so that they don't pick up the gun and choke on it after shooting, so the gun falls safely to the ground after firing. The silver and gold coloured bullets are NOT choke proof, however they are guaranteed to go straight through easily and in 24 hours. Each bullet is filled with colour dye for easy of finding in the E.R As a self proclaimed marketing guru and published author ( second book pending) I think that there is a HUGE market in baby guns. The upwardly mobile parent will definitely buy one if they see their kid's friend in the next crib has one at day care and they will ALL need one for 'baby self defence' which is lawful in America, I believe. If it were my idea, it would include day and night time teddy holsters, with push button or squeeze lullabies and optional extra 'silencer'. A whole new meaning for 'pacifiers'! The parents can buy a package with an automatic (joke) upgrade once their child reached 20 lbs or 30 inches whichever is first and the kid graduates to the 'Toddler Terror Walking Baby Gun'. This model has sights on it for additional accuracy, automatic (joke) loading and a larger recoil though the risk of choking is less on the larger gun and bullets. There is a fortune to be made Ejenious and this cold be your big chance. Maybe you and Molar (wait....sorry not physically possible or maybe Heeeeey) could have a baby upon which to practice/test the prototype. Happy procreating from GozDownUnder. Thanks for replying, Goz, lest I be emotionally devastated. Good ideas. American children love guns. I know I sure did when I was a youngster. I also like this billboard, but realistically I know it won't make a difference. When the Illuminati decides to declare martial law and confiscate the guns, they will do it, and nothing is going to stop them. I am SO confused! Is it the Illuminati, the Masons, Nibiru, World Government, the people who built some shit in a derelict Walmart, the aliens with big heads (or was that long dead Sth American Tribesmen), the people putting chemicals in chemspray or the Muslims homosexuals or Jews, American Militia or the Russians and/or the Chinese? you and the babies need your guns for? Edit: Fuck! How could I forget Nephilim? |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Jan 26, 2019 4:39:45 GMT
Thanks for replying, Goz, lest I be emotionally devastated. Good ideas. American children love guns. I know I sure did when I was a youngster. I also like this billboard, but realistically I know it won't make a difference. When the Illuminati decides to declare martial law and confiscate the guns, they will do it, and nothing is going to stop them. I am SO confused! Is it the Illuminati, the Masons, Nibiru, World Government, the people who built some shit in a derelict Walmart, the aliens with big heads (or was that long dead Sth American Tribesmen), the people putting chemicals in chemspray or the Muslims homosexuals or Jews, American Militia or the Russians and/or the Chinese? you and the babies need your guns for? Edit: Fuck! How could I forget Nephilim? They all work for the same boss, Goz.  Some of them don't believe it. Some of them don't even believe the boss exists. Some of them even think they are doing good. Nationalism is going to lose to Globalism, because the boss owns both of them. I guarantee it. The Herald Erjen has spoken.  |
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Post by goz on Jan 26, 2019 5:23:11 GMT
I am SO confused! Is it the Illuminati, the Masons, Nibiru, World Government, the people who built some shit in a derelict Walmart, the aliens with big heads (or was that long dead Sth American Tribesmen), the people putting chemicals in chemspray or the Muslims homosexuals or Jews, American Militia or the Russians and/or the Chinese? you and the babies need your guns for? Edit: Fuck! How could I forget Nephilim? They all work for the same boss, Goz. Some of them don't believe it. Some of them don't even believe the boss exists. Some of them even think they are doing good. Nationalism is going to lose to Globalism, because the boss owns both of them. I guarantee it. The Herald Erjen has spoken. Only stupid people like you and Drystyx believe in the Devil. |
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Post by maya55555 on Jan 26, 2019 6:00:54 GMT
GOZ
Do you, dear gozzy believe in the tangible embodiment of EVIL?
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Jan 26, 2019 6:03:59 GMT
GOZ
Do you, dear gozzy believe in the tangible embodiment of EVIL?
Good question! |
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