OT: The last thing you were arrested for

Upskirting.

Run, Eugenie run!

When Victoria police scared me to death

It was early morning and I just woke up and took shower and came back to my room on the 1st floor. I looked out of the window and saw some 8 or 9 policemen in the backyard of the townhouse in which I lived as a tenant. Some were standing on the neighbour's wall and some had jumped inside the backyard garden of the house where I lived. It was the first time in my life that I ever had police show up at a place where I lived. I could see out of the window glass but they couldn’t look at me from outside. Initially, I was a bit confused as to what brought the police. My initial thought was to find my landlord who lived in the room beside my room. He wasn't there and neither was the Italian single mom who lived opposite my room. So I was all alone. Now I started imagining things. Perhaps my landlord has been murdered or something.

In any case, I finally decided to go and meet the police. I pretended that I had not seen them and was not expecting them and just casually walked into the backyard. Thankfully, they didn't ask me to raise my arms. They were quite a few in number so it was still frightening. One of them said to me we have a search warrant for your house. I said I am just a tenant here but what happened? Why do you want to search the house? They said there were illegal plants in the backyard garden. Damn....I felt disgusted that my landlord had not told me about those but I was relieved that I had nothing to do with it so I won't be in any trouble. They asked me for my landlord's contact number and I immediately gave them. He was a landscape artist anyway so police almost knew that it was his plant. Finally, the police started searching the house. Thankfully, they didn't tear anything in my room. When my landlord returned he was arrested but got out on bail the same day. He said that the plants they seized were worth about 6000$ and he also had to give money to a lawyer. The police asked me to give them a written declaration that I had nothing to do with the plants. They said if I wouldn't my landlord may later claim that those plants were not his but mine. The police asked me to visit them but I told them I don't have any car so it will be very convenient if they could come to my university library to get the letter. They were really nice people and they did, in fact, came to my library to get that written declaration by me. But for a few moments, I was scared to death that day. Interestingly, those plants are possible legal in Canberra but illegal in Victoria.

weststigersbob, hoskotafe3

I'm sticking to downskirting from now on.

So, Jack, what was yours?

Did you do it? 

Assault and robbery.

Pervert? 
Carl is my hero! 

Clearly you are addicted to using fake identities, I bet @klawrenico isn't even your real name, now is it?