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Post by alpha128 on Mar 15, 2019 22:44:57 GMT
As far as I can tell, the year is 1300 A.D and I'm being dragged to my death.  P.S. This is a quote thread for Army of Darkness (1992). |
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Mar 15, 2019 22:49:51 GMT
Yo, she bitch! Let’s go!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Mar 15, 2019 22:51:04 GMT
Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.  |
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Post by BATouttaheck on Mar 15, 2019 22:54:50 GMT
Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?  |
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Post by jcush on Mar 15, 2019 22:55:39 GMT
Give me some sugar, baby.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Mar 15, 2019 22:56:06 GMT
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.  |
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Post by BATouttaheck on Mar 15, 2019 22:59:24 GMT
Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private? Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Mar 15, 2019 23:05:26 GMT
I... live... again.  |
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Post by WarrenPeace on Mar 15, 2019 23:58:53 GMT
Hail to the king, baby.  |
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Post by WarrenPeace on Mar 16, 2019 0:03:20 GMT
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Mar 16, 2019 0:15:30 GMT
Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.  |
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Post by WarrenPeace on Mar 16, 2019 0:15:51 GMT
Hey! What's that you got on your face?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Mar 16, 2019 0:18:31 GMT
It's a trick. Get an axe.  |
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Post by WarrenPeace on Mar 16, 2019 0:26:49 GMT
Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Mar 16, 2019 0:33:22 GMT
Now whoa whoa whoa right there spinach chin!  |
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Post by politicidal on Mar 16, 2019 0:59:39 GMT
Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.
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Post by alpha128 on Mar 16, 2019 1:01:39 GMT
Say hello to the twenty-first century!  |
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Post by Ass_E9 on Mar 16, 2019 1:35:44 GMT
 "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
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Post by alpha128 on Mar 16, 2019 1:40:31 GMT
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie. Nectar. Nickel. Noodle. It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N [clears his throat into his hand, then pauses] Okay then... that's it!  |
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Post by James on Mar 16, 2019 2:16:46 GMT
I got news for you pal, you ain’t leading but two things: Jack and shit. And Jack left town.  |
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