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Post by staggerstag on Mar 18, 2019 23:08:49 GMT
Name of god, you couldn't make this up. For just £49 I get to have my say in a football club. And what I say goes. This is what I can do : *Make new signings *Hire and fire staff *Negotiate contracts *Select the squad *Manage staff *Set admission fees *Have full financial control *Plan training sessions *Get physio and scouting reports *Make every decision ...and more. It's clearly set out in OWNAFC's brochure. My only problem is which club to give my 49 sovs to...How about Man City, I never did like Gladioli, he can go. Or maybe Liverpool, where I'll instruct Klopp never to play Milner and Henderson together ever again. If I went with Chelsea I could set ticket prices 50% lower than they are now so that all fans could afford to go; I could negotiate Hazard's contract as well - no one else seems to be. Or how about Tottenham? I'll send scouts out to Italy, Spain and Germany to find a back-up to Kane. Then I could... Are you serious??? Really??? Just what did these people think they were getting for their lousy 49 bucks? Yes, it's a scam, it's a patently transparent scam that a four year old shouldn't misread. You get a game, a fantasy game, if you like, but you don't get to run an actual real-life football club. I give up. www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-47527747
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