We’re feeling about as far from positive as you can get. We were promised such riches – free-flowing attacking football, the mythical “Sarriball” – but what we got was boring, predictable dross. On the whole, Chelsea fans have always been a patient and positive lot – and there are a still a handful that are repeating the mantra of “trust the method”. But the vast majority know it’s time to admit this has been a big mistake and move on.
Less of this please … Pointless passes; Sarri dressed like a car park attendant chewing on a cigarette butt; our mascots playing air guitar to 90s soft rock (yes, really); and vegan pies. It used to be that you bought a pie and knew it contained vague meat in a gloop. We knew where we were with that. Now it’s all butternut squash, tofu and spinach …
Predictions… We will finish: 6th. The top four: 1 Man City; 2 Liverpool; 3 Tottenham; 4 Man United. Going down: 18 Burnley; 19 Fulham; 20 Huddersfield
