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Post by Vegas on Apr 3, 2019 14:46:13 GMT
It seems that most of these guys would have their tables over-turned if Jesus ever showed up....
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Post by Aj_June on Apr 3, 2019 14:48:54 GMT
It seems that most of these guys would have their tables over-turned if Jesus ever showed up.... I initially read "Jimmy Swaggart" as Jimmy Stewart
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Post by Aj_June on Apr 3, 2019 14:54:47 GMT
You forgot Bobby Tilton... ... and Ernest Angley... ... good fun back in the day, late Saturday nite! The guy in the pic below had some sort of homosexual sex, didn't he? If I remember correctly he and another guy had given hand jobs to each other.
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Post by Vegas on Apr 3, 2019 14:54:56 GMT
It seems that most of these guys would have their tables over-turned if Jesus ever showed up.... I initially read "Jimmy Swaggart" as Jimmy Stewart Yeah!... Fuck him, too!
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Post by general313 on Apr 3, 2019 14:55:33 GMT
It seems that most of these guys would have their tables over-turned if Jesus ever showed up.... I initially read "Jimmy Swaggart" as Jimmy Stewart Jimmy Swaggart is Jerry Lee Lewis's cousin.
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Post by Aj_June on Apr 3, 2019 14:56:58 GMT
I initially read "Jimmy Swaggart" as Jimmy Stewart Jimmy Swaggart is Jerry Lee Lewis's cousin. Oh, there is some connection to Hollywood after all!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2019 14:58:07 GMT
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Post by Aj_June on Apr 3, 2019 15:01:59 GMT
Fucking hilarious, man.
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Post by general313 on Apr 3, 2019 15:03:22 GMT
Jimmy Swaggart is Jerry Lee Lewis's cousin. Oh, there is some connection to Hollywood after all! Jerry Lee Lewis (the rock pianist) was more associated with Tennessee and Louisiana, not to be confused with the Hollywood comedian and Dean Martin partner Jerry Lewis.
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Post by Aj_June on Apr 3, 2019 15:04:48 GMT
Oh, there is some connection to Hollywood after all! Jerry Lee Lewis (the rock pianist) was more associated with Tennessee and Louisiana, not to be confused with the Hollywood comedian and Dean Martin partner Jerry Lewis. Okay, that's some comedy of errors. And I was remembering his movies.
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Post by thefleetsin on Apr 3, 2019 15:25:52 GMT
evoking dead stained glass to emulsify a sagging ass
the coffers were being re-plated after the elated realized you can pedal almost any compromise as long as the supplicants stay sedated here in the land of the perpetually baited.
sjw 04/03/19 inspired at this very moment in time by the write-offs written in the stars.
from the 'bewitched series' of poems
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Post by Rodney Farber on Apr 8, 2019 20:57:32 GMT
To show that these televangelists are scum, I am passing along a story that Mike Murdock has told twice in the past month on his TV show, Inspiration Ministries:
Mike and an unnamed friend were passing through Heathrow airport. The friend spotted a famous soccer player, which Mike also failed to name. The player was unknown to Mike as Mike does not follow soccer. The friend went to say hello to the soccer player who immediately recognized Mike from his televangelist show. The soccer player excused himself for a few minutes and returned with bulging wads of cash that he gave to Mike for his ministry. As Mike is telling this story to the TV viewers, Mike comments that he was worried that security personnel might think he was a drug dealer because he had so much cash. Then Mike turns toward the camera and says to the viewers, Now, this story is total BS on so many levels. (1) If you watched the John Oliver video I posted earlier, you'll see that Mike Murdock's ministry owns two private jets. A person with his own private jets doesn't use Heathrow. (2) Why would the unnamed soccer player have access to bulging wads of cash at Heathrow Airport. Of course, that makes the story sound more exiting than simply giving Mike a check. (3) Why does The Holy Spirit talk to Mike and not me?
Another thing that I noticed when I saw this in March: The picture was in the 4:3 format which means that I was watching a rerun broadcast that was at least eight years old. The 16:9 wide picture format became standard about 2010.
Many of the people mentioned in my OP have been caught in lies or acted inappropriately. When Jimmy Swaggart was caught with a prostitute for the 2nd time, he told his congregation, "The Lord said it was flat none of your business". So we are to believe that Yahweh talks to Jimmy Swaggart and Mike Murdock.
So, if these people lie about their relationship with Jehovah/Allah/Buddha, what assurances do we have that any priest is telling us the truth when they are up on the pulpit? All we have is their word.
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