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Post by Stammerhead on Apr 7, 2019 22:37:42 GMT
I dunno. But LDS say the Book of Mormon is the third part of the trilogy. Great porno could be made from Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
Some Hebrew whore and her dark-skinned Egyptian lovers were hung like donkeys. In some translations it says "issues like horses". I always thought "Issue Like Horses" would make a great title. Balls like donkeys? Man alive, that would be a bugger getting trousers to fit so it would. An adaption featuring that character might have been made by a young Peter Jackson.
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Post by geode on Apr 9, 2019 8:22:13 GMT
I dunno. But LDS say the Book of Mormon is the third part of the trilogy. Great porno could be made from Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
Some Hebrew whore and her dark-skinned Egyptian lovers were hung like donkeys. In some translations it says "issues like horses". I always thought "Issue Like Horses" would make a great title. Does it have any big battles? Yes, including the climatic Battle of Cumorah where the Nephites lose 230,000 and are wiped out.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2019 8:29:54 GMT
Does it have any big battles? Yes, including the climatic Battle of Cumorah where the Nephites lose 230,000 and are wiped out. Guess they missed out on the whole 'DO NOT KILL' thing 🤔
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Post by Stammerhead on Apr 9, 2019 8:48:39 GMT
Yes, including the climatic Battle of Cumorah where the Nephites lose 230,000 and are wiped out. Guess they missed out on the whole 'DO NOT KILL' thing 🤔 The whole religion is completely bonkers anyway.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2019 8:57:42 GMT
Guess they missed out on the whole 'DO NOT KILL' thing 🤔 The whole religion is completely bonkers anyway. The old testament is. Nobody can possibly follow all it's rules. Anybody can cherry pick bits of it to self-justify any abhorrent belief they hold, or any heinous act you can think of. Luckily, Jesus came and took that away.
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Post by geode on Apr 9, 2019 9:18:40 GMT
Yes, including the climatic Battle of Cumorah where the Nephites lose 230,000 and are wiped out. Guess they missed out on the whole 'DO NOT KILL' thing 🤔 The victorious Lamanites were not Christians, or even religious at all at that point.
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Apr 10, 2019 19:21:47 GMT
Hmmmmm. If Peter Jackson were to adapt the Holy Bible for the big screen I think he would...…
Wait a minute. John Huston tried that already.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2019 0:05:44 GMT
Would he add a third testament and make it yet another trilogy? Of course not. He'd make an old testament trilogy and then a new testament trilogy
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Post by goz on Apr 11, 2019 0:15:57 GMT
Would he add a third testament and make it yet another trilogy? Of course not. He'd make an old testament trilogy and then a new testament trilogy ..and why not a triumvirate of trilogies?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2019 0:30:22 GMT
Of course not. He'd make an old testament trilogy and then a new testament trilogy ..and why not a triumvirate of trilogies? Jesus : The Second Coming. He's back, and he's got a score to settle!
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Post by goz on Apr 11, 2019 0:51:23 GMT
..and why not a triumvirate of trilogies? Jesus : The Second Coming. He's back, and he's got a score to settle! I was thinking more like 'The Father, Son and Holy Goat'!
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