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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2019 21:43:26 GMT
With your host, Mr. Ackbar!
End Game spoiler:
In Act Two, the original team will recover all of the Infinity Stones. Iron Man will get the Power Stone. Thor will get the Space Stone. And in a riveting subplot, Hawkeye will get Kidney Stones.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2019 21:44:53 GMT
End Game spolier:
Thanos will be defeated when the Avengers detonate a giant arc reactor. The idea comes from Spider-Man, who remembers the ending to that "really old movie": Iron Man (2008)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2019 21:48:15 GMT
End Game spoiler:
Secretary Ross releases a highly redacted report on the events of Infinity War. Thanos claims vindication: NO OBSTRUCTION. NO COLLUSION. NO GEONICIDE OF HALF THE UNIVERSE.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 23, 2019 21:53:55 GMT
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 23, 2019 21:55:10 GMT
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 23, 2019 22:02:10 GMT
FAKE SPOILERS, REAL BRILLIANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!3!%!@#$%^&*()(*^$
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 23, 2019 22:03:49 GMT
End Game spolier: Thanos will be defeated when the Avengers detonate a giant arc reactor. The idea comes from Spider-Man, who remembers the ending to that "really old movie": Iron Man (2008) Question: what modern superhero movies do they watch in their world? DC movies? Movies based on Alan Moore’s pirate comics?
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 23, 2019 22:06:47 GMT
Has no one bothered to read the COMPLETELY ACCURATE DON’T YOU DARE DOUBT IT spoilers I’ve already posted here? From the last page of the script of Avengers: Endgame. In light of this COMPLETELY ACCURATE YOU’RE NOT SECRETLY DOUBTING IT, ARE YOU? script, it’s going to be such a masterpiece that even DC-Fan will praise it as the greatest movie ever made. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2019 23:09:42 GMT
End Game spolier: Thanos will be defeated when the Avengers detonate a giant arc reactor. The idea comes from Spider-Man, who remembers the ending to that "really old movie": Iron Man (2008) Question: what modern superhero movies do they watch in their world? DC movies? Movies based on Alan Moore’s pirate comics? There's a scene where all six Avengers are watching Howard the Duck.
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 23, 2019 23:13:04 GMT
Question: what modern superhero movies do they watch in their world? DC movies? Movies based on Alan Moore’s pirate comics? There's a scene where all six Avengers are watching Howard the Duck. ?! At that point Moore can go into pirate comics all he wants.
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Post by politicidal on Apr 23, 2019 23:50:33 GMT
Not Hawkeye!  |
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Apr 24, 2019 12:20:01 GMT
Cap has gone into hiding. Natasha eventually finds him but he's become cynical and refuses to help, despite his best friend being killed. She hands him his old weapon, but he shrugs as he tosses it over his shoulder and walks away. Just kidding, no franchise would ever ruin one of their heroes this way. Oh, wait...
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Post by James on Apr 24, 2019 12:58:51 GMT
Cap puts on the infinity gauntlet and snaps the whole population back.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Apr 24, 2019 13:03:03 GMT
Post credit scene is Thanos and the Avengers having shawarma together.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2019 17:33:45 GMT
End Game teases the next big bad for phase four: it's the CEO of Dyson Vacuums, who made billions cleaning up all the dust. He will soon become the dastardly Suction Man.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Apr 25, 2019 13:25:32 GMT
Cap straps a nuclear bomb to himself, tackles Thanos off a cliff and says, "I'm with you to the end of the line." Mushroom cloud, roll credits.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Apr 25, 2019 14:03:10 GMT
Hulk prepares for his rematch with Thanos by taking steroids. As he sticks the needle in, he looks at the camera and says, "Whatever it takes."
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Apr 25, 2019 14:30:07 GMT
In another callback, Thor yells at Thanos, "YOU ARE AN OLD MAN AND A FOOL!!!" Then he cuts Thanos' head off with a baseball swing of Stormbreaker.
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Post by Nalkarj on May 14, 2019 15:44:18 GMT
The movie’s already come out and at this point even I’ve seen it, but we need more FAKE SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Rey Kahuka on May 14, 2019 15:56:42 GMT
In another callback, Thor yells at Thanos, "YOU ARE AN OLD MAN AND A FOOL!!!" Then he cuts Thanos' head off with a baseball swing of Stormbreaker. Hey, I was half right!
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