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Post by darkpast on Apr 28, 2019 5:01:39 GMT
everything is a fucking joke
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Post by merh on Apr 28, 2019 6:15:22 GMT
everything is a fucking joke It's what we get using a director team that does comedy. It ignores Asgardian physiology. Volstagg was huge & had no problem lifting a car so a kid could get her ball. In the scene where they realize Loki os behind framing Thor, Fandral runs down what Volstagg has downed that morning. There would be no food left in the Avengers pantry. The comic version of Thor is 6ft 6 & weighs 640 lbs. Loki is 6ft 4 weighing 525 lbs. Lady Sif is 6 ft 2 weighing 425 lbs. Not to mention, obscenely short-sighted. Marvel makes money off action figures. Don't see that one selling many copies. It wouldn't join my collection
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Post by darkpast on Apr 28, 2019 6:19:08 GMT
everything is a fucking joke It's what we get using a director team that does comedy. It ignores Asgardian physiology. Volstagg was huge & had no problem lifting a car so a kid could get her ball. In the scene where they realize Loki os behind framing Thor, Fandral runs down what Volstagg has downed that morning. There would be no food left in the Avengers pantry. The comic version of Thor is 6ft 6 & weighs 640 lbs. Loki is 6ft 4 weighing 525 lbs. Lady Sif is 6 ft 2 weighing 425 lbs. the only thing funny about their mcu films is how fucking badly their action scenes are badly shot and framed
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Post by merh on Apr 28, 2019 16:00:09 GMT
The point is, it might have been "funny" for one scene, but once he had a shot at Thanos, Thor would be back to the protector that he is like Cap.
Iron Man actually had a bout of alcoholism they played with in IM 2, but blamed on the core poisoning him, but that didn't even last the whole film.
Thor's metabolism should have burned much of it off in a realtively short period, like by the Thanos battle because he should no longer have been drinking akeg or 3 per day. He was not eating an ox or 2 per day.
One assumes summoning lightning burns a significant amount of calories.
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Post by thenewnexus on Apr 28, 2019 16:16:09 GMT
I miss Thor from the first two movies and Avengers 1 hes become a bad joke
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Post by hobowar on Apr 28, 2019 18:11:22 GMT
Stormbreaker was pretty useless in Endgame considering what it was made for.
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Post by Archelaus on Apr 28, 2019 20:17:50 GMT
I didn't like fat Thor either. It was fun for one scene, but it wore out its welcome.
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Post by Prime etc. on Apr 28, 2019 20:43:54 GMT
They don't like strong white man Nordic types at Disney HQ.
Story meeting....
Exec 1: Ok so what does Thor do in this?
Naive filmmaker: He could give Thanos a good fight.
Exec 2: No no. Can't have that. People might be inspired to hit foreigners.
Naive filmmaker: Well how about he does something brave or uses a trick against Thanos, a Loki-inspired bit of legerdemain?
Exec 1: Lesbiandomain? No, we are saving the transgender stuff for later.
Naive filmmaker: I meant he could help outsmart Thanos
Exec 1: LMAO! A clever white guy? Yeah right. Not when women are in the room. Make him a burned out surfer type. That'll send a message. Oh, and while you are at it, the European elections will be in May 2019 so let's get in a nod for the multicultural society right...
Exec 2: I got it! Have Thor designate the mixed-race gal as his successor!
Exec 1: Great idea.
Naive filmmaker: That sounds like virtue signalling propaganda.
Exec 1: Who let this asshole in here?
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Post by merh on Apr 29, 2019 5:37:32 GMT
They don't like strong white man Nordic types at Disney HQ. Story meeting.... Exec 1: Ok so what does Thor do in this? Naive filmmaker: He could give Thanos a good fight. Exec 2: No no. Can't have that. People might be inspired to hit foreigners. Naive filmmaker: Well how about he does something brave or uses a trick against Thanos, a Loki-inspired bit of legerdemain? Exec 1: Lesbiandomain? No, we are saving the transgender stuff for later. Naive filmmaker: I meant he could help outsmart Thanos Exec 1: LMAO! A clever white guy? Yeah right. Not when women are in the room. Make him a burned out surfer type. That'll send a message. Oh, and while you are at it, the European elections will be in May 2019 so let's get in a nod for the multicultural society right... Exec 2: I got it! Have Thor designate the mixed-race gal as his successor! Exec 1: Great idea. Naive filmmaker: That sounds like virtue signalling propaganda. Exec 1: Who let this asshole in here? Its not Disney, dude. Whedon said he loved knocking Asgardians off screen as we saw in Avengers. The Russos are also threatened by them, thus they have to make him a joke. So what if he is a hero to some of the fans out there? Make him a coward. He's fought Surter, Hel & Frost Giants, but now he's afraid to fight. That'll make nerds feel stronger.
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Post by Prime etc. on Apr 29, 2019 5:47:39 GMT
Its not Disney, dude. Whedon said he loved knocking Asgardians off screen as we saw in Avengers. The Russos are also threatened by them, thus they have to make him a joke. So what if he is a hero to some of the fans out there? Make him a coward. He's fought Surter, Hel & Frost Giants, but now he's afraid to fight. That'll make nerds feel stronger. They may well, but they do it with Disney's blessing. Disney won't let a John McTeirnan in the building. It's not like the next Disney film will do the opposite. Pirates of the Caribbean 4 was 2011 and the white guy starts the movie tied to a mast pole and ends it being sucked into the deep. Pirates 1 ended with the military guy losing his fiancee and the pirate.
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Post by President Ackbarâ„¢ on Apr 29, 2019 5:52:32 GMT
Stormbreaker was pretty useless in Endgame considering what it was made for. breaking storms?
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Post by kleinreturns on Apr 29, 2019 7:20:01 GMT
Its not Disney, dude. Whedon said he loved knocking Asgardians off screen as we saw in Avengers. The Russos are also threatened by them, thus they have to make him a joke. So what if he is a hero to some of the fans out there? Make him a coward. He's fought Surter, Hel & Frost Giants, but now he's afraid to fight. That'll make nerds feel stronger. They may well, but they do it with Disney's blessing. Disney won't let a John McTeirnan in the building. It's not like the next Disney film will do the opposite. Pirates of the Caribbean 4 was 2011 and the white guy starts the movie tied to a mast pole and ends it being sucked into the deep. Pirates 1 ended with the military guy losing his fiancee and the pirate.
McTiernan did Last Action Hero which spoofed your white idol's (Arnold) whole action movie career and Die Hard 3 where Samuel L Jackson had to save another of your white heroes from being killed by Blacks and accused McClane of being famous for Rodney King's beating at one point in the movie.
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Post by Prime etc. on Apr 29, 2019 7:37:28 GMT
McTiernan did Last Action Hero which spoofed your white idol's (Arnold) whole action movie career and Die Hard 3 where Samuel L Jackson had to save another of your white heroes from being killed by Blacks and accused McClane of being famous for Rodney King's beating at one point in the movie. True enough, but he still did action scenes where white guys (if only bad guys) kicked some ass (Karl in Die Hard and the Hungarian in Die Hard 3), so he at least was competent for such things. Die Hard 3 also had the elevator full of huge white guys who were presented as threatening. Disney wouldnt even go that far.
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Post by Power Ranger on Apr 29, 2019 11:07:26 GMT
They’re trying to make him relatable to the MCU audience.
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Post by kuatorises on Apr 29, 2019 11:12:47 GMT
everything is a fucking joke Why do you fools keep going to see movies in a franchise you don't like? Is it so that you can come here and complain? Man, DC fans are weird.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Apr 29, 2019 12:31:32 GMT
They don't like strong white man Nordic types at Disney HQ. Yeah, Cap didn't give Thanos a good fight at all. Iron Man didn't wipe the guy out of existence or anything. Disney clearly hates white men and doesn't allow them to do anything.
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Post by darkpast on Apr 29, 2019 13:25:25 GMT
They’re trying to make him relatable to the MCU audience. his mom fat shamed him , what a bitch
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Post by taylorfirst1 on Apr 29, 2019 14:02:36 GMT
They don't like strong white man Nordic types at Disney HQ. Yeah, Cap didn't give Thanos a good fight at all. Iron Man didn't wipe the guy out of existence or anything. Disney clearly hates white men and doesn't allow them to do anything. Nice sarcasm. Of course Thor overcame his demons and performed extremely heroically at the end of the movie. Some writers call this the heroes journey.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Apr 29, 2019 14:08:44 GMT
Yeah, Cap didn't give Thanos a good fight at all. Iron Man didn't wipe the guy out of existence or anything. Disney clearly hates white men and doesn't allow them to do anything. Nice sarcasm. Of course Thor overcame his demons and performed extremely heroically at the end of the movie. Some writers call this the heroes journey. Not only that, Thor killed Thanos from his own timeline at the beginning of this movie! Thor overpowered the gauntlet in IW and almost killed Thanos then, too. Cap held off Thanos with five stones, one on one at the end of IW about as long as Captain Marvel held him off in Endgame. It's a baseless claim that Disney is trying to make white men inferior in these films.
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Post by Prime etc. on Apr 29, 2019 15:48:39 GMT
Yeah, Cap didn't give Thanos a good fight at all. Iron Man didn't wipe the guy out of existence or anything. Disney clearly hates white men and doesn't allow them to do anything. Captain America was a wimp who got power through science. Same with Tony Stark. Thor is supposed to be a naturally powerful person.
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