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Post by staggerstag on May 3, 2019 18:16:38 GMT
There's a possible Europa League spot up for Everton while Burnley, who I expect to show us nothing, are safe from the drop. At least young Tom Davies gets a place on the Everton bench - not seen anything like enough of him this season.
Everton (4-2-3-1): Pickford; Coleman, Zouma, Keane, Digne; Schneiderlin, Gueye; Richarlison, Sigurdsson, Bernard; Calvert-Lewin Subs: Stekelenburg, Baines, Jagielka, Davies, Walcott, Tosun, Lookman
Burnley (4-4-2): Heaton; Lowton, Tarkowski, Mee, Taylor; Gudmundsson, Westwood, Cork, Brady; Barnes, Wood Subs: Hart, Vydra, Gibson, Long, Hendrick, McNeil, Crouch
Everton 13/20 Burnley 5/1 Draw 3/1
Tourney predictions (so far, minus Tunaman) : H 8 D 5 A 0
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2019 18:41:12 GMT
Have to fancy the Toffees... they've just about got something to play for.
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Post by staggerstag on May 3, 2019 18:56:06 GMT
Nah, sorry, brah, I gotta check this. Journos make mistakes too, you know.
And by my calculations, by god he's wrong. Arsenal have collected 28 points. Leaving out Man City and Liverpool :
Burnley 25pts Man Utd 33 pts Spurs 25 pts Chelsea 25 pts Arsenal 28 pts Would like to have examined all sides' results this year but no time.
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Post by MrFurious on May 3, 2019 19:03:13 GMT
Everton always screw up bets, they beat the best(on paper, Utd and Arsenal have been crap when they went up to toffee land) and lose against the likes of Fulham. No bets tonight
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Post by staggerstag on May 3, 2019 19:07:52 GMT
06min:10sec
Possession - Everton 97% Burnley 3%
That's impossible. Isn't it?
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Post by staggerstag on May 3, 2019 19:11:03 GMT
Burnley power their way up to 8% possession on 10min:00sec.
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Post by staggerstag on May 3, 2019 19:52:00 GMT
Half time and it's two-nothing. Burnley's Ben Mee can congratulate himself on becoming Burnley's third top scorer this season with that own goal on '17 - add that to the other 3 own goals he's scored this season and it puts him third on the potting ladder behind Ashley Barnes and Chris Wood - except that those two know which goal the ball goes into.
Everton made it two a few minutes later when Coleman stabbed in the rebound of Digne's 25 yard screamer which keeper Heaton could only half take care of.
The home side will never get an easier three points than this.
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Post by staggerstag on May 3, 2019 20:05:48 GMT
Burnley's Gudmundsson has an attempt from just outside the box early into the second half. It goes high and wide and Burnley still without a shot on target. Everton keeper Jordan Pickford must be feeling like the loneliest man in the world. He may as well not be here.
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Post by staggerstag on May 3, 2019 20:25:01 GMT
Sean Dyche on the touchline, all a-glaring and ominously thrusting the palms of his hands together, reminds me of the warder Sands from 'Scum' (1979)
"Eat, Carlin! Carlin, EAT!"
"Name and number!"
"Dirty cell, Archer, Governor's Report!"
"You're a bit of an 'ard case, ain't ya, Carlin?"
"That screw you done over, Carlin. 'E's here. 'E's me. 'E's every f***ing screw in 'ere."
"You nick white man's car, you get white man's stick!"
By the way, it's still 2-0 on '68 and Burnley have had a shot on goal.
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Post by MrFurious on May 3, 2019 20:26:08 GMT
That Burnley player coming on looks like he's got lipstick on
Maybe its an end of season dare
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Post by staggerstag on May 3, 2019 20:27:38 GMT
That Burnley player coming on looks like he's got lipstick on Maybe its an end of season dare Don't let he-man Dyche see it, for the player's sake.
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Post by staggerstag on May 3, 2019 20:50:48 GMT
2-0. Everton go 8th, Burnley go - just go, please go.
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