OT: This board goes through a zombie apocalypse

I want to be the zombie

DC-Fan will destroy the MCU zombies with facts and logic to convert them. Soon everyone is converted but then Merh starts praising Thor 2 and we have to cage her. Then I hook up with her. A mysterious figure enters the compound. It is Arararchstanton. He is an MCU zombie. After a battle, his brains are removed from his body so he can’t walk or move or think but he still likes Agents of SHIELD.

You already are my friend, you already are.

DC-Fan plays a flute, leads everyone off the side of a cliff as they argue about why he's so off key. Everyone dies. Deathman lives. The end. Hee hee hee...

Relax. What do zombies eat?

MCU fans have nothing to worry about 😎

You already do, he's posted on this very thread twice already, say hello to Power Ranger

The way I see thing going is DC-Fan and Nexus are natural zombie repelents, lack of brains = no food smell, Power Ranger will use this to his advantage by sticking close to them, their natural repellent both in personality & lack of grey matter warding off the zombies, that is until Nexus loses his favourite Kat Denning collage in a strong breeze, resulting it him running right over the edge of a ravine splitting his nut open revealing exactly what we all expected to fall out...nothing.

With the loss of Nexus DC-Fans natural repellent is not strong enough to disguise the waft of Power Rangers cranial goodness from the zombie hoards causing Power Ranger to try and flee for his own good, DC-Fan ever in his own world does not notice his companions are gone however as he wanders the world muttering to himself about time travel over and over again repeating the same sentence even in his sleep.

Power Ranger however will find shelter with a band of survivors, that is until his obnoxious trolling results in a bloody knife fight in which he looses and eye and 1 and 3/4 of his testicles, the other 1/4 technically still counts despite being permanently lodged in his throat for making one too many snide remarks, he is then thrown from the group and not long after is devoured by a ravenous pack of stray poodles...never trust the poodles. RIP Power Ranger but have no fear the 87.5% of testicles you lost are preserved in a jar along with several pickled eggs in the survivors HQ as a tribute to you.

Scabab in all of this loses his mind and ends up being eaten by zombies whilst trying to moderate a confrontation with a zombie and a human survivor, despite his best intentions showing mercy to the mindless monstrosity bites him in the arse, quite literally as the reanimated corpse snacks on his meaty rump, his screams attracting more of the swarm and rather than show mercy the human survivor leaves Scabab to be eaten alive, lesson here is no good deed goes unpunished, pour one out for Scabab.

The fate of everyone would be too long at this point so I leave you with my fate, I die tragically, heroically, drunkenly and with an odd sense of humour to it all, I fall to my death during an all night binge drinking and zombie killing bender, when I run out of ammo I decide to try peeing the zombies to death, like trying to piss a skid mark off the side of the toilet, upon refilling my tank for the 4th time however cockiness, drunkenness and my general klutziness win out and I fall to me death, luckily I crack my head on the way down dying instantly and preventing my reanimation, but a strange effect is learned, by consuming my drunken remains the zombies die, turns out alcohol poisoning is fatal to zombies, leading to a revolutionary way to fight the undead, with booze, my last words were "Oh bollocks", my sacrifice turns the tide in the zombie war saving humanity, you are fucking welcome, meanwhile I get into heaven which for me is lots of very naked very sexy ladies all oiled up and wanting to rassle .