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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 30, 2019 20:42:52 GMT
Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that? Oh no. It’s just they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 30, 2019 20:52:11 GMT
We're circus performers.  |
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Post by jcush on Aug 30, 2019 20:58:10 GMT
"I would not say such things if I were you!"  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 30, 2019 21:03:26 GMT
I'll send my four fastest ships, one in each direction.  |
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Post by Catman on Aug 30, 2019 21:08:38 GMT
Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The end.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 30, 2019 21:18:24 GMT
My way isn't very sportsmanlike.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 30, 2019 21:34:18 GMT
I have no gift for strategy.  |
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Post by Catman on Aug 30, 2019 21:36:11 GMT
He's dead. He can't talk.  |
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Post by Catman on Aug 30, 2019 21:39:47 GMT
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.  |
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Post by Catman on Aug 30, 2019 21:50:36 GMT
I challenge you to a battle of wits.  |
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Post by Catman on Aug 30, 2019 21:57:31 GMT
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2019 22:30:05 GMT
First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.  You guessed wrong.  You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...  |
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 30, 2019 22:39:50 GMT
Oh, you mean *this* gate key.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 30, 2019 22:40:45 GMT
Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 30, 2019 22:48:48 GMT
I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 31, 2019 0:13:06 GMT
Look who knows so much, eh?  |
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Post by Catman on Aug 31, 2019 0:23:48 GMT
Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 31, 2019 0:30:37 GMT
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone that says differently is selling something.  |
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Post by Catman on Aug 31, 2019 0:42:15 GMT
I will not accept excuses I'm just going to have to find myself a new Giant, that's all.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 31, 2019 0:46:12 GMT
Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.  (This is from the Classic Doctor Who serial "The Talons of Weng-Chiang") |
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