Here it is! The Queen of all Toxic Mother Songs!

Oh, my God.  This song (stupefying in originality of subject matter) is likely about some poor slob guy and the vicious female man eater.  But this song could be my mother....   You'll note the rows of sharp teeth...




 Loves got teeth and she bites real hard

Leaving you for dead like a deadly shark

And she doesn't leave a lot to be saved


I was swimming in the harbour of your smile

Splashing in the ocean like a child

I didn't know what dangers lurked there

Just beyond the waves - Shark attack!


Well she chewed me up and she spat me out

I didn't want to meet a maneater

Shark attack!



Please don't mess around with me

I'm a shark fatality, in the sea

I'm the one with the bleeding heart

I thought you were a real lifesaver

And life for once would do me a favour

But babys just a butcher, and her teeth are razor sharp

Shark attack!



Well she chewed me up and she spat me out

I didn't want to meet a maneater

Shark attack!



And I'm lost at sea and I'm an amputee

And there was slaughter in the water when I fought her

Shark attack!