Deleted
Deleted Member
@Deleted
Posts: 0
Likes:
|
Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2019 3:44:36 GMT
linkGhost of Orson Welles Rises From Grave to Say He Doesn’t Like Marvel Movies
“No, it’s the children who are wrong”. The reanimated ghost of cinema legend Orson Welles has risen from his grave to decry the success of Disney’s Marvel Cinematic Universe. “[Marvel is] Total garbage” claimed Welles, who died of a heart attack in 1985. “Lots of computer effects and flying stuff. NO THANK YOU”. Welles’ statements echo those of fellow filmmakers Martin Scorsese and Francis Ford Coppola.
Welles is widely regarded as one of the most influential creative’s of all time, and is especially remembered for his work on such projects as Citizen Kane, The Third Man, and Transformers: The Movie. Putting aside the confirmation of life after death and the existence of an afterlife in which sentience is retained and time flows as normal, this is a big blow for the Marvel Universe. A growing number of filmmakers are expressing disappointment with their production model. Time will tell if this backlash will impact the box office of their next film, Black Widow.
UPDATE: IT TURNS OUT THAT THE ONLY ‘MARVEL’ MOVIE WELLES HAD SEEN WAS VENOM. HE HAS SINCE WATCHED THEM ALL AND CLAIMED THAT THEY ARE “BRILLIANT, ESPECIALLY THOR: THE DARK WORLD“
|
|
|
Post by politicidal on Oct 21, 2019 3:48:51 GMT
|
|
|
Post by Lord Death Man on Oct 21, 2019 4:35:17 GMT
F is For Fake
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
@Deleted
Posts: 0
Likes:
|
Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2019 4:45:33 GMT
F is For Fake Aw shucks..pray tell, what gave it away?
|
|
|
Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 21, 2019 21:33:42 GMT
UPDATE: IT TURNS OUT THAT THE ONLY ‘MARVEL’ MOVIE WELLES HAD SEEN WAS VENOM. CUZ HE IZ DUM!
|
|
|
Post by ThatGuy on Oct 22, 2019 17:39:33 GMT
Why is this so funny?
|
|
thenolan
Sophomore
@thenolan
Posts: 778
Likes: 162
|
Post by thenolan on Oct 22, 2019 19:17:33 GMT
Its kind of funny if the ghost of a director thinks MCU is utter trash. MCU would need a new word to define how bad they are if their movies are disturbing people who are long gone.
Even people who are not into the Hollywood bubble like ken loach, one of the greatest European directors just called MCU boring, cynical and hamburgers movies.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
@Deleted
Posts: 0
Likes:
|
Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2019 19:49:31 GMT
Its kind of funny if the ghost of a director thinks MCU is utter trash. MCU would need a new word to define how bad they are if their movies are disturbing people who are long gone.
Even people who are not into the Hollywood bubble like ken loach, one of the greatest European directors just called MCU boring, cynical and hamburgers movies.
You know that this was meant as a jab against you right? I guess your brain couldn't process it.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
@Deleted
Posts: 0
Likes:
|
Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2019 1:28:53 GMT
Its kind of funny if the ghost of a director thinks MCU is utter trash. MCU would need a new word to define how bad they are if their movies are disturbing people who are long gone.
Even people who are not into the Hollywood bubble like ken loach, one of the greatest European directors just called MCU boring, cynical and hamburgers movies.
You know that this was meant as a jab against you right? I guess your brain couldn't process it. Youve just been awarded the cash prize of a grand total of the box office of Avengers-Endgame. Runner up is Nolan who hereby also receives a prize, an anime version of Mystique doll (every time you pull the cord it says,"Get smarter TheNolan who is pretending not to be Summers8"). If you were more switched on and not so biased TheNolan you couldve had a mansion, yacht and all the women you could dream of too. Oh well.. If you're nice maybe Moviefreak can throw you some scraps of his wealth
|
|
|
Post by hi224 on Oct 23, 2019 3:12:52 GMT
linkGhost of Orson Welles Rises From Grave to Say He Doesn’t Like Marvel Movies
“No, it’s the children who are wrong”. The reanimated ghost of cinema legend Orson Welles has risen from his grave to decry the success of Disney’s Marvel Cinematic Universe. “[Marvel is] Total garbage” claimed Welles, who died of a heart attack in 1985. “Lots of computer effects and flying stuff. NO THANK YOU”. Welles’ statements echo those of fellow filmmakers Martin Scorsese and Francis Ford Coppola.
Welles is widely regarded as one of the most influential creative’s of all time, and is especially remembered for his work on such projects as Citizen Kane, The Third Man, and Transformers: The Movie. Putting aside the confirmation of life after death and the existence of an afterlife in which sentience is retained and time flows as normal, this is a big blow for the Marvel Universe. A growing number of filmmakers are expressing disappointment with their production model. Time will tell if this backlash will impact the box office of their next film, Black Widow.
UPDATE: IT TURNS OUT THAT THE ONLY ‘MARVEL’ MOVIE WELLES HAD SEEN WAS VENOM. HE HAS SINCE WATCHED THEM ALL AND CLAIMED THAT THEY ARE “BRILLIANT, ESPECIALLY THOR: THE DARK WORLD“
i agree.
|
|