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Post by The Herald Erjen on Nov 3, 2019 1:56:51 GMT
I know they don't eat meat or dairy products, but is there anything else.  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2019 2:01:00 GMT
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Post by maya55555 on Nov 3, 2019 2:22:42 GMT
11/28/19
The sacrifice of the Tofu Turkey.
 Also Doubles as Haggis on Jan. 25
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Post by goz on Nov 3, 2019 3:15:29 GMT
They sacrifice carrots on altars of verdant green foliage, with extra sharp chef knives and graters.
They wear button mushroom earplugs so they don't hear the blood(juice) curdling screams.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2019 3:45:58 GMT
Masonic vegans hold secret rites separate from all other Masons.
Their 33rd degree ritual initiation is marked by three days spent alone on a 20 foot tall celery followed by drinking wine from a compacted peat moss carafe in a root cellar while the Grand Snark reads from the Ahiman Raisin as the brotherhood looks on wearing unbleached flaxen robes.
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Post by maya55555 on Nov 3, 2019 4:30:17 GMT
Masonic vegans hold secret rites separate from all other Masons. Their 33rd degree ritual initiation is marked by three days spent alone on a 20 foot tall celery followed by drinking wine from a compacted peat moss carafe in a root cellar while the Grand Snark reads from the Ahiman Raisin as the brotherhood looks on wearing unbleached flaxen robes. You had better hide! You gave away a secret!
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Post by goz on Nov 3, 2019 4:31:35 GMT
Masonic vegans hold secret rites separate from all other Masons. Their 33rd degree ritual initiation is marked by three days spent alone on a 20 foot tall celery followed by drinking wine from a compacted peat moss carafe in a root cellar while the Grand Snark reads from the Ahiman Raisin as the brotherhood looks on wearing unbleached flaxen robes. psssst don't tell anyone butt I make and sell itty bitty spinach leaf vegan Masonic aprons on etsy! 
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Post by maya55555 on Nov 3, 2019 4:37:50 GMT
Masonic vegans hold secret rites separate from all other Masons. Their 33rd degree ritual initiation is marked by three days spent alone on a 20 foot tall celery followed by drinking wine from a compacted peat moss carafe in a root cellar while the Grand Snark reads from the Ahiman Raisin as the brotherhood looks on wearing unbleached flaxen robes. psssst don't tell anyone butt I make and sell itty bitty spinach leaf vegan Masonic aprons on etsy! ......2X psssssssttttt.....If they are green, you can sell them to Mormons.
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Post by Vegas on Nov 3, 2019 12:57:29 GMT
Well.. First, I get up and shower... Then, I... oh.... veeeeee gan.  |
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Post by maya55555 on Nov 3, 2019 18:52:01 GMT
Vargas
I Love your sense of humor! You slay me!
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