Help me make a poster for the Mets game this weekend!

I want to get my shot on TV. The seats are decent enough that i have a shot. I am going on Saturday. we all know the best way to get on tv (besides catching a ball) is to make a witty poster. I am thinking of writing something nice about the SNY broadcasters, that always helps.

I want something funny and/or witty. Help me make a poster so I can get my shot on tv!