What are your favorite movie quotes?

1. "This is a story you'll tell your grandchildren. And mightily bored they'll be."

2. "When you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk."

3. "It's good to be the king."

4. "Hey, there's no birthday party for me in here."

5. "There are a lot of holes in the desert. And a lot of problems are buried in those holes."

6. "And now I'm afraid we must get on with the more regrettable stage of our brief acquaintance."

7. "There is no America; there is no democracy. There is only IBM, and ITT, and AT&T, and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today."

8. "Hey, look! I don't want a million bucks. I just want you. And half a million bucks."

9. "Natasha! Sonja! Come and look! Moscow's on fire!"

10."I lost my wife, too. But it wasn't in a flood. And her name wasn't I-D."

11. "You can ACT LIKE A MAN!"

12. "Have you forgotten your scripture, the thirteenth scroll? "And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden and chained him to a tree and the children did make sport of him."

13. "No, no, indulge it. Anything that wastes time is good. Indulge it. Normally I don't like cheering, but there's always a time to cut cards with the Devil."

14. "If you cannot say what you mean, your Majesty, you will never mean what you say. And a gentleman should always mean what he says."

15. "Why should I be afraid to die? I belong to you. If I go first, I'll wait for you there, on the other side of the dark waters. Be with me now."

16. "Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live."

17. "It seems I've begotten a sort of junior Machiavelli."

18. "This is fucking great. Silberman cracks me up. Last week, a guy burned his afghan. He screwed it first, then he burned it.

19. "Thank you, Father Godwin. You're the watchdog of my fury."

20. "Waiter, will you serve the nuts? I mean, will you serve the guests the nuts?"

21. "I don't give a shit who you bring in, Captain. You can bring in the state militia, the ghost of Steve fuckin' McQueen and ten fuckin' Roman gladiators, I don't give a shit!"

22. "My father's people say that at the birth of the sun and of his brother the moon, their mother died. So the sun gave to the earth her body, from which was to spring all life. And he drew forth from her breast the stars, and the stars he threw into the night sky to remind him of her soul. So there's the Cameron's monument. My folks' too, I guess."

23. "Choose your partners for the Virginia Reel!"

24. "Luther said I could learn something from ya'. I already know how to drink."

25. "If you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. Failure to do so may result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion."

26. "Well. There it is."

27. "I'm completely reformed!"

28. "Bring me....the bore worms."  

29. "You know, it's one thing about intellectuals. They prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on."

30. "Finally, a funny gravedigger."

31. "There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others."

32. "Men will believe anything, the more preposterous the better. Whales speak French at the bottom of the sea. The horses of Arabia have silver wings. Pygmies mate with elephants in darkest Africa. I have sold all those propositions."

33. "If you mention extortion again....I'll have your legs broken."

34. "Now yous can't leave."

35. "Why, he's the next Martin Scorzeez!"

36. "Rome is an eternal thought in the mind of God."

37. "To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down."

38. "Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves."

39. "I feel the fever of Thebes in my blood. And I know I was born to live in the sunset of the world."

40. "Those wretched Germans! They wouldn't dare!"

41. "I don't sleep. I hate those little slices of death."

42. "Ricky's on the road tonight. You got ta' look both ways."

43. " It's been ages since I sat in front of the TV... just changing channels to find something. You see the whole culture...Nazis, deodorant salesman, wrestlers...beauty contests, the talk show... Can you imagine the level of a mind that watches wrestling? Hmm? But the worst are the fundamentalist preachers...third-rate con men, telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak for Jesus...and to please send in money. Money, money, money! If Jesus came back, and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up."

44. "Is it not passing brave to be a king and ride in triumph through Persepolis?"  

45. "A woman's greatest, and most hard-won asset... is an education."

46. “Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea. And then it stopped coming. And they came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And you're ready. It's my job.”

47. "I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL!" And I started jumpin' up and down yellin', "KILL! KILL!", and they started jumpin' up and down with me and we was all jumping up and down yelling, "KILL! KILL! KILL!!!"

48. "They've committed a murder! And it's not like taking a trolley ride together where they can get off at different stops. They're stuck with each other and they got to ride all the way to the end of the line and it's a one-way trip and the last stop is the cemetery. She put in her claim... I'm gonna throw it right back at her."


49. "Don't be so egocentric. We know how the world ends, and it has nothing to do with Earth, except that it gets wiped out too."  

50. "That's part of your problem: you haven't seen enough movies. All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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Buttercup: We'll never survive.

Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

1. "Brothers, what we do in life... echoes in eternity."


2. "I go to my fathers, in whose mighty company I shall not now feel ashamed."


3. "Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds... true love?"


4. "From your expression, I assume you couldn't understand my presence here. I'm sorry to disillusion you, Jack. As one grows old, as death approaches, we begin to question... our fate. And I found mine lacking. "Is there a god? Is there a heaven?" I can no longer answer this for certain. I've witnessed no miracles, had no visions, and the prospect of death terrifies me. I've realized I've only one... alternative, and I made a bargain. With the devil if you wish."


5. "You like to beat up on fuckin' women, is that it? Huh? Beat up on me, asshole."


6. "Well, you know... there's only four of you guys, and... you only have one shot left in here. You know?"


7. "Pressure? Let me just say that Rambo is the best combat vet I've ever seen. A pure fighting machine with only a desire to win a war that someone else lost. And if winning means he has to die, he'll die. No fear, no regrets. And one more thing: what you choose to call hell, he calls home."


8. "What we shall be facing in a few hours' time is not a man. He is evil. He is the embodiment of all that is evil. He is the very Devil himself."


9. "You bailed out a Jamaican street named Monkey the other day, I want him. This other piece of shit, Screwface, I want him. I know you're a scumbag and a puke, I don't mind that, but give me what I need and I'll leave here a nice guy. If you don't, I'm gonna fuck you up."


10. "You know, when you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror, I think you're probably happy. Pleased at what you see. And that disturbs me. So I'm gonna take it on as my responsibility to make sure that you never get to look in the mirror again."

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn

"guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner”

&

"I can handle the socks!"

- Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford, "Mommie Dearest"

THREE FAVORITE QUOTES ABOUT GETTING OLDER

"The years don't bring wisdom; they just bring old age." - Henry Fonda in My Name Is Nobody

"Its not the years, it's the mileage." -- Harrison Ford, Raiders Of The Lost Ark

Two old men are reminiscing:

Falstaff: We have heard the chimes at midnight, Master Shallow.
Justice Shallow: That we have, that we have, that we have; in faith. -- The Chimes at Midnight, directed by Orson Welles, script by Will Shakespeare

OTHER QUOTES

"Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. " - HAL in "2001: A Space Odyssey"

"I'm just a hack writer who drinks too much and falls in love with girls." - Joseph Cotton, The Third Man (1949)

“I like a girl in a bikini. No concealed weapons.” -- Christopher Lee as The Man With The Golden Gun

"He should be careful. He might get AIDS when he date rapes her." - Thora Birch in Ghost World (2001)

Ralphie Parker: “I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200 shot range, model air rifle!” -- A Christmas Story

"Lie? But why, when the truth is so much more fun?" -- Dustin Hoffman as Hook

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." - Roy Schieder in Jaws

"It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character." - Oscar Levant describing himself in An American In Paris (1952)

"Modern women. They've been like that all down through the ages."- Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)

"That's one of the tragedies of this life, that the men who are most in need of a beating are always enormous." - Rudy Vallee, on Claudette Colbert's husband in "The Palm Beach Story" (1942).

“The Feds are so far up my ass I can taste Brylcreem.” Uncle Jr. “The Sopranos”

Never speak ill of the deadly - "Sleuth" (1972)

“I’ve met some hard-boiled eggs in my time, but you…you’re 20 minutes.” Jan Sterling in “Ace In The Hole” (1951)

Glenn Close: “This is Cameron’s first nomination and he’s in extremely good company. Tonight he joins fellow Best Actor nominees: Paul Newman for Coo”, Clint Eastwood for Codger, Michael Douglas for Primary Urges and Steven Segal for Snowball In Hell.” - In & Out (1997)

“I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!” - Chevy Chase in “Vacation”

O'Neil: To Rick and Debbie!
Everyone: To Rick and Debbie!
Rudy: Guys! To girls with big tits!
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Russell-Anyone here speak any English?
<man raises his hand>
Russell: You sir, you know some English?
Man: Son of bitch! Shit!
Entire Class: Son of bitch! Shit!
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Gary: I just bet my balls and shook on it.
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Hotel Manager: Just where do you think you are?
O'Neil: The library of congress?
Rudy: Detroit
Brad: Beyond the sun?
Rick: Any of those right?
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Rick: Who was that?
O'Neil: I don't know.
Rick(pointing at an arrow in the wall): What about this?
O'Neil: Search me.
<arrow hits the wall>
Rick: And this?
O'Neil: Still drawing a blank.
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Senator: Senators, shall we keep on building palace after palace for the rich? Or should we aspire to a more noble purpose and build low income housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?
Entire Senate: Fuck the poor!
Senator: Good.
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I've said this before, but it's still a good one...

"...You're pain will be legendary even in hell!"