Farside
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@alienwerewolf
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Post by Farside on Dec 8, 2019 2:46:10 GMT
So I invited him in my house and bashed his head in with a mallet! Aw yeah! That's what he gets for breaking the law of Moses! Shabbat is suppose to be a God ordain day of rest and anyone who breaks it must be put to death! Jewhova must be so proud of me. So all you better not do any work on Sabbath around me or I'll fuck you up. I'll grab you by the neck and try to break it. Now if you'll excuse me I hear some police knocking at my door. Wonder what they could want?
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Dec 8, 2019 3:06:38 GMT
Not bad. 6/10.
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Post by maya55555 on Dec 8, 2019 3:43:37 GMT
WELL OK THEN!
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Post by Rodney Farber on Dec 9, 2019 0:29:17 GMT
My teenage son told me to go F*** myself (just like Vegas does). So I dragged my son to the edge of town so that the town elders could stone him to death. The police arrested me for child abuse, but I had a good defense. I showed the judge Deuteronomy 21:18-21 and the judge let me off with a warning not to do it again. It's a good thing I only had one son.
Thus sayeth the Lord.
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Post by general313 on Dec 14, 2019 0:33:30 GMT
So I invited him in my house and bashed his head in with a mallet! Aw yeah! That's what he gets for breaking the law of Moses! Shabbat is suppose to be a God ordain day of rest and anyone who breaks it must be put to death! Jewhova must be so proud of me. So all you better not do any work on Sabbath around me or I'll fuck you up. I'll grab you by the neck and try to break it. Now if you'll excuse me I hear some police knocking at my door. Wonder what they could want? "Defend are Culture" spoof?
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Post by drystyx on Dec 14, 2019 19:35:17 GMT
I know you didn't bash his head in, so I bet some ungodly thug like you didn't even throw one rock at the neighbor. Give your local priest three hail Mary chants and 16 push ups.
Hint: If you can't do the push ups, you'll be excused as someone incapable of throwing a rock with any velocity, and you're forgiven.
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