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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 4, 2020 19:59:22 GMT
You saved my life. I have no reward to give you, but if any part of me pleases your senses, I will give it to you willingly.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 4, 2020 20:01:51 GMT
Wow! 18 years of nothing, and now twice in one day! What a place!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 4, 2020 20:32:00 GMT
Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 4, 2020 23:20:48 GMT
Lincoln Sternn, you stand here accused of 12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape... and one moving violation. How do you plead?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 4, 2020 23:27:31 GMT
To defend: this is the pact. But when life loses its meaning and is taken for naught, then the pact is to avenge!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 4, 2020 23:34:43 GMT
So this is the Taarakian. Somehow I thought it would be more difficult to capture a Taarakian. My whips.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 5, 2020 3:16:40 GMT
Do not try to escape. You are in my control. Look at me: I am the sum of all evils. Look carefully. My power infests all times, all galaxies, all dimensions. But many still seek me out; a green jewel they must possess. But see how I destroy their lives.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 5, 2020 3:23:21 GMT
He never did... anything that was... illegal...Unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 5, 2020 3:36:44 GMT
Death! Death to all who oppose us!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 5, 2020 3:40:08 GMT
The U.N. Building. What a joke! They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 5, 2020 3:59:06 GMT
Look, man, if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive while I'm stoned. It's like you know your perspective's fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 5, 2020 4:04:19 GMT
Stern: It's all right, Charlie. I've got an angle. Lawyer: But the most we can hope for is to get you buried in secrecy so your grave don't get violated! 
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Post by Admin on Apr 5, 2020 4:08:56 GMT
"Hanover...uh...take it easy...I'm, I'm sure we can, uh, talk this over..."  |
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 5, 2020 4:14:21 GMT
I am Ard... Supreme Leader of the Revolution and Next Ruler of the World.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 5, 2020 15:39:35 GMT
I'm just scared I'll come home one day and find you screwing a toaster.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 5, 2020 16:15:36 GMT
What I want to know is what's the Army doing about this? Hell, my constituents are turning green. They're growing arms on their backs.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 9, 2020 0:49:55 GMT
Stern is nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 9, 2020 12:21:19 GMT
You'll find them over there, beyond the oasis, towards the green glow.  |
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