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Post by moviebuffbrad on Apr 19, 2020 2:24:13 GMT
He inquired if I knew why he had pulled me over. I suggested it may have had something to do with my age, my race, and the way I wore my hat, before pointing out to him that I in fact did not possess psychic abilities. He informed me that I was doing 55 miles per hour in a 54 mile per hour zone. I personally have never seen a 54 mph speed limit posted in my entire life, but I did not have time to reflect upon this as he then asked if he could search my vehicle. As it happened, my trunk was full of illegal items that I certainly did not wish for a police officer to see, so I asked if he beheld a warrant to conduct this search. He was bemused by my knowledge of the law, asking if I had practiced it professionally. I told him that I had not, but I still knew my constitutional rights. Nevertheless, he called for search dogs.
My point is that I have amassed a wide array of troubles, and a significant other of the opposite sex is not among them.
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Post by permutojoe on Apr 19, 2020 3:02:18 GMT
Please tell me you got bit by the dog or at least tazed.
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Post by NJtoTX on Apr 19, 2020 12:24:13 GMT
Of all the boards you could have posted this on, why Music? What were you listening to?
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Post by staggerstag on Apr 19, 2020 14:38:46 GMT
Of all the boards you could have posted this on, why Music? What were you listening to? Is it a song whose lyrics reflect the post, and we're meant to work out the name of the song?
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Post by staggerstag on Apr 19, 2020 16:26:27 GMT
Well done. Apparently, Jay Z? Wouldn't have got that in a million years.
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Post by Ass_E9 on Apr 19, 2020 18:07:52 GMT
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Post by hi224 on Apr 19, 2020 18:10:28 GMT
He inquired if I knew why he had pulled me over. I suggested it may have had something to do with my age, my race, and the way I wore my hat, before pointing out to him that I in fact did not possess psychic abilities. He informed me that I was doing 55 miles per hour in a 54 mile per hour zone. I personally have never seen a 54 mph speed limit posted in my entire life, but I did not have time to reflect upon this as he then asked if he could search my vehicle. As it happened, my trunk was full of illegal items that I certainly did not wish for a police officer to see, so I asked if he beheld a warrant to conduct this search. He was bemused by my knowledge of the law, asking if I had practiced it professionally. I told him that I had not, but I still knew my constitutional rights. Nevertheless, he called for search dogs. My point is that I have amassed a wide array of troubles, and a significant other of the opposite sex is not among them. what race are you?.
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Post by Eva Yojimbo on Apr 21, 2020 15:07:07 GMT
He inquired if I knew why he had pulled me over. I suggested it may have had something to do with my age, my race, and the way I wore my hat, before pointing out to him that I in fact did not possess psychic abilities. He informed me that I was doing 55 miles per hour in a 54 mile per hour zone. I personally have never seen a 54 mph speed limit posted in my entire life, but I did not have time to reflect upon this as he then asked if he could search my vehicle. As it happened, my trunk was full of illegal items that I certainly did not wish for a police officer to see, so I asked if he beheld a warrant to conduct this search. He was bemused by my knowledge of the law, asking if I had practiced it professionally. I told him that I had not, but I still knew my constitutional rights. Nevertheless, he called for search dogs. My point is that I have amassed a wide array of troubles, and a significant other of the opposite sex is not among them. Pah! That's a piece of cake. You've got 99 problems, and a bitch ain't one. I win the internet, don't I? I thought it was I Can't Drive 55.
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Post by Eva Yojimbo on Apr 21, 2020 17:45:01 GMT
I thought it was I Can't Drive 55. , but the title certainly fits. I'm no Jay-Z expert, and think he's pretty rubbish aside from Ain't No Nigga and Big Pimpin', both of which are splendid. We need our OP to adjudicate. In case you haven't had your recommend daily serving of cheese:
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Post by mstreepsucks on Apr 25, 2020 16:06:45 GMT
that sux.
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