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10 ongoing ScreamingTreeFrogs bits best to worst:

1) Arguing that not only could he make an NFL roster at QB, but that he'd be 'pretty damn good.' It's probably the most outlandish thing he's ever said, but he's committing to argue it as if he means it. Credit has to be given. This shit is hilarious. Like when George Costanza said he could coach in the NFL because it's not that hard, and Jerry replied 'That might be the stupidest thing you've ever said.'

2) The Eagles, and other Philly teams, are always gonna win every game and are always on the precipice of a championship run.

3) 'Gravy'. It wasn't actually funny, but the timing was right for this one. It was the classic hedging-your-bets kinda thing, but it worked out and as dumb as it was it was able to carry through to the next season just because it was fortuitous timing.

4) Hurtsy, Wentzy, etc. It's really stupid, but if you repeat anything enough it can catch on, and other people on here have taken to using these non-nicknames as nicknames. Effective.

5) Shitty movies like Alien v Predator is an undeniable classic while other actual classics are bad, and the remakes are always better than the legit good ones. It's pretty lame and unoriginal, but it's all in good fun and it comes up a lot.

It's one of those things that's not funny at all until like 73rd time you see it and then you smirk.

6) That pro Wrestling is a competitive sport. It's fine. There's no problem with discussing the nostalgia for old school WWF from your childhood, but the insistence that it's a 'real' sport even while acknowledging that it's outcomes are predetermined is pretty tired and dull, but it still elicits argumentative responses sometimes... which can be funny on occasion.

7) The 'Die Hard is a Christmas movie' thing which is inherently lame and played out, but he throws Lethel Weapon in there too. It's not a conversation worth having, still, but it's a slight variation on the tired old jokey debate.

8) The 'I don't know who comic characters, or star wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings characters are.' Just kinda dull and not funny to pretend to be superior by not having heard of things that everyone has heard of, whether your a fan or not.

9) that 'I think that Stan Lee and Christopher Lee are the same person' joke that somehow went on for a long time. It was a bizarre enough attempted joke to maybe be amusing, and he committed to it for a long time, but it was just bad and didn't work on any level.

10) The many, many, many times a thread is started with some ridiculous salacious thread title about something horrible but he doesn't provide a link or any context then he gets a few replies, goes back and changes the title and flips the perspective on that issue completely. It's really lame, stupid, and cheap, and I can't imagine it amuses anyone.. even him.

It’s up there with the dude who pretended to be that quasi-celebrity chick on the old board.

Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.

While IAWL maybe not be a Christmas movie either, Die Hard certainly isn’t. That a movie takes place during Christmas doesn’t automatically make it a Christmas movie. Christmas isn’t integral to the plot - it’s just a plot device to explain the gathering in the building, John visiting. Otherwise it has nothing to do with Christmas.

It's more a Christmas movie than It's a Wonderful Life.

Die Hard takes place entirely at a Christmas party, with Christmas themes & nods throughout.  IAWL is Christmastime for its final sequence.