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Post by alpha128 on May 4, 2020 2:01:22 GMT
There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.  P.S. Not Star Trek, but I couldn't resist! P.P.S. I happened to Google "CaddyTrek" just now and discovered: The CaddyTrek is a robotic electric golf caddy that follows you across the fairway. Let the CaddyTrek carry your bag...you have golf to play. www.caddytrek.com |
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Post by alpha128 on May 4, 2020 2:16:04 GMT
Albert Einstein gave me this, you know? Yeah, nice man. Nice man. Made a fortune in physics.  |
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Post by movielover on May 4, 2020 2:21:12 GMT
I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?  |
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Post by alpha128 on May 4, 2020 2:23:21 GMT
Doodie! Doodie!  |
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Post by movielover on May 4, 2020 2:24:35 GMT
Hey, loosen up, will ya? You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?  |
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Post by movielover on May 4, 2020 2:30:16 GMT
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.  |
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Post by alpha128 on May 4, 2020 2:34:14 GMT
OH, RAT FART!  |
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Post by movielover on May 4, 2020 2:34:14 GMT
He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife.  |
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Post by alpha128 on May 4, 2020 2:42:21 GMT
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.  |
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Post by Catman on May 4, 2020 10:48:45 GMT
Look at that one. The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.  |
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Post by alpha128 on May 4, 2020 12:36:55 GMT
McFiddish, do you know what I just saw? A gopher. Do you know what gophers can do to a golf course?  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on May 5, 2020 1:55:29 GMT
Oh, that's the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on May 5, 2020 2:05:46 GMT
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on May 5, 2020 2:13:53 GMT
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.  |
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Post by alpha128 on May 5, 2020 2:22:28 GMT
You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.  |
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Post by politicidal on May 5, 2020 17:09:31 GMT
“He’s a Cinderella story. A former assistant groundskeeper about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac… It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!”
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Post by Captain Spencer on May 15, 2020 1:32:37 GMT
You take drugs, Danny? Everyday. Good.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on May 15, 2020 1:41:23 GMT
Tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know?  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on May 17, 2020 17:19:44 GMT
Doodie! Doodie!  |
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