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Post by darkreviewer2013 on Jun 21, 2020 5:14:55 GMT
Sitting here on the computer, the TV in the next room just turned itself on. There's no one else here and the TV has been switched off for hours.
I think I may be dealing with a poltergeist here. Please send help.
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Post by Johnny-Come-Lately on Jun 21, 2020 5:19:47 GMT
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Post by onethreetwo on Jun 21, 2020 5:21:17 GMT
1. This thread is hilarious.
2. Just in case...here's what you do. Open a window so you can drive the spirit out. Get a pot and spoon and walk around your place banging it and telling the spirit to get the fuck out. After doing this line your doorways and windowsills with salt to keep evil spirits out.
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Post by alfromni on Jun 21, 2020 5:43:54 GMT
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there!
He wasn't there again today,
Oh how I wish he'd go away!
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Post by poelzig on Jun 21, 2020 6:47:34 GMT
Definitely could be a poltergeist but demonic presences often disguise themselves as poltergeists so the person being haunted isn't sufficiently concerned until it's too late. Probably best not to sleep tonight.
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Post by onethreetwo on Jun 21, 2020 6:52:02 GMT
1. This thread is hilarious. 2. Just in case...here's what you do. Open a window so you can drive the spirit out. Get a pot and spoon and walk around your place banging it and telling the spirit to get the fuck out. After doing this line your doorways and windowsills with salt to keep evil spirits out. Spirits can walk through walls though. And don't you need to hold a crucifix? Well that is a very basic 101 way of driving a spirit out. There are of course other ways that involve other supplies most people might not have laying around. A crucifix isn't needed though. A pretty common way to cleanse your home is with sage, but a sound bowl, bell, or an infused cleansing water in a spray bottle are good too. I don't think many people subscribe to the spirits going through walls thing, but I suppose you could put a salt ring around your whole house if you're worried about it. |
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Post by Morgana on Jun 21, 2020 10:47:19 GMT
Sitting here on the computer, the TV in the next room just turned itself on. There's no one else here and the TV has been switched off for hours. I think I may be dealing with a poltergeist here. Please send help. Hang garlic and sage all around your house making sure to put extra on the TV and around your neck. Oh, don't forget to set up surveillance cameras everywhere and live stream to youtube so we can enjoy seeing you run around your house being chased by a poltergeist who wants the garlic around your neck to make a nice garlicky dish. |
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Post by Catman on Jun 21, 2020 11:08:40 GMT
Or maybe your cat wanted to watch Animal Planet.
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Post by shannondegroot on Jun 21, 2020 11:08:43 GMT
Were you watching a youtube video ?
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Post by politicidal on Jun 21, 2020 15:37:41 GMT
Who you gonna call?
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Post by enigma72 on Jun 21, 2020 16:34:19 GMT
Sitting here on the computer, the TV in the next room just turned itself on. There's no one else here and the TV has been switched off for hours. I think I may be dealing with a poltergeist here. Please send help. Yes you should worry! It sounds like you have an electrical short. Could it start a fire? |
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Post by Ass_E9 on Jun 21, 2020 16:40:00 GMT
Did you also receive a mysterious phone call seven days ago?
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Post by Sandman on Jun 21, 2020 19:07:40 GMT
Sitting here on the computer, the TV in the next room just turned itself on. There's no one else here and the TV has been switched off for hours. I think I may be dealing with a poltergeist here. Please send help. Yes you should worry. Get out of that house NOW. First its the TV but it progresses to a dangerous level until knives are flying at you. Run! Run far and run fast. Do not hesitate. Just run. Stop reading this and RUN! |
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Post by msdemos on Jun 21, 2020 19:46:10 GMT
Maybe you get some tape ??   SAVE FERRIS |
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Post by divtal on Jun 21, 2020 19:48:37 GMT
If that were to happen to me, I would worry because I forgot that I turned the TV on. Then, I'd worry because I couldn't remember what I wanted to see, in the first place.   |
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Post by theauxphou on Jun 21, 2020 21:28:54 GMT
How erotic!
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Post by darkreviewer2013 on Jun 22, 2020 5:10:28 GMT
Were you watching a youtube video ? Nope. |
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Post by darkreviewer2013 on Jun 22, 2020 5:11:12 GMT
Did you also receive a mysterious phone call seven days ago? Believe it or not, I actually did. |
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Post by Schwarzwald Magnus on Jun 22, 2020 5:22:50 GMT
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture.
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Post by Sandman on Jun 22, 2020 12:14:38 GMT
Did you also receive a mysterious phone call seven days ago? Believe it or not, I actually did. That's it. Your days are numbered. You will be missed darkreviewer2013. At this point there is nothing you can do to stop it. So this is what I want you to do because you will not need it. Gather up all your money and send it to the following address:
Michael I. Days 2115 May Street
Palm Beach, FL 33401At least in your last days you will know you helped someone. So please get that money in the mail ASAP. |
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