What's funny/ironic, is that this is starting off so much like Young Frankenstein (at least in the introduction). I'm sensing inspirational source material beyond the obvious.
How about the "Nicotine-o" cigarette?
What a fantastic cast.
Oh look. Svengoolie meeting Malcolm McDowell, and talking about H.G. Wells. I love that man. What a fantastic actor. I realize I'm deviating from the subject matter of Svengoolie, however this is my running commentary as I watch our famous chicken-tosser.
"In a confusing universe some things just make sense." --STV (BBCA)
"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be' — she always called me Elwood — 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." — James Stewart as Elwood P. Dowd
Not only are eyes windows to the soul, but our eyes look to the skies for home.