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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 16, 2020 8:35:25 GMT
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 16, 2020 8:41:39 GMT
This music is an outrage!
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 16, 2020 8:51:04 GMT
This was a particularly bad case of somebody being cut in half. I was not able to reattach the top half of his body to the bottom half of his body.
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 16, 2020 8:58:35 GMT
In case I don't make it, then you'll have to be double great...for the both of us.
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 16, 2020 9:04:37 GMT
You know how mad Pa gets when we play with his machetes. Come on. There's nothing wrong with a little machete-fighting.
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 16, 2020 17:40:24 GMT
You think we don't know what you're talking about when you say "take my hand"?
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 16, 2020 17:41:06 GMT
I ain't got no room in my house for no devil's spawn.
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 16, 2020 18:51:06 GMT
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 16, 2020 19:02:58 GMT
I thought you should know what your music does. It kills people.
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Post by movielover on Aug 16, 2020 19:35:32 GMT
Yeah, fuck you Dewey! In twenty years, not once have you thrown a woman my way. You don't think we like cheating on our wives too?
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Post by movielover on Aug 16, 2020 19:52:00 GMT
It's called Karate, man. Only two kinds of people know it, The Chinese and The King. And one of them is me.
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Post by movielover on Aug 16, 2020 20:09:46 GMT
And that's when I learned that Quaaludes and waterskiing do not mix.
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 16, 2020 20:24:53 GMT
All these blankets have saved my life.
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 16, 2020 20:33:07 GMT
Dewey, I guess I never realized until this moment just how easy it is to accidentally cut someone in half.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Aug 17, 2020 3:06:52 GMT
I just sit here while me guitar quietly whimpers.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Aug 17, 2020 3:19:17 GMT
Prison has changed me. I understand the common man the way I never did before.
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