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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 18, 2020 23:24:17 GMT
Help!
The Beatles
(Help!) I need Kenobi!
(Help!) not just any Obi!
(Help!) you're my only Hope!
Help!
I never needed Kenobi's help in any way
But years ago he served my Father, in the Clone War
Now I find I've changed my mind and sent a 'droid and more
Help me if you can, my ship's shot down
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help I sent my 'droid down to the ground
Won't you please, please help me?
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways
Darth Vader grabbed me, then vanished in the haze
But every now and then I feel so insecure
I know my Father needs you like he's never done before
Help me if you can, my ship's shot down
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help I sent my 'droid down to the ground
Won't you please, please help me?
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways
Darth Vader grabbed me, then vanished in the haze
But every now and then I feel so insecure
I know my Father needs you like he's never done before
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 18, 2020 23:24:49 GMT
Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa
The Beatles
Anni at Mos Espa in the market place
Padme is the singer in a band
Anni says to Padme, girl, I like your face
And Padme says this as she takes him by the hand
Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
Anni takes a Speeder to the jeweler's store
Buys a twenty carat golden ring
Takes it back to Padme waiting at the door
And as he gives it to her she begins to sing
Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
In a couple of years they have built
A home sweet home
With a couple of Twins running in the sand
Of Anni and Padme's home
Happy at Mos Eisley in the market place
Anni lets the children lend a hand
Padme stays at home and does her pretty face
And in the evening she still sings it with the band
Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
In a couple of years they have built
A home sweet home
With a couple of Twins running in the sand
Of Anni and Padme's home
Happy at Mos Espa in the market place
Padme lets the children lend a hand
Anni stays at home and does his pretty face
And in the evening he's a singer with the band
Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
And if you want some fun, sing Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 18, 2020 23:25:14 GMT
Captain Phasma's Star Wars Reboot Brand
The Beatles
It was Forty years ago today
George Lucas taught the kids to play,
Toys been going in and out of style,
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile,
So may I introduce to you,
The toys you've waited for all these years,
Captain Phasma's Star Wars Reboot Brand
We're Captain Phasma's Star Wars Reboot Brand
We hope you will enjoy the toys
Captain Phasma's Star Wars Reboot Brand
Sit back and play with your boys
Captain Phasma's Star Wars
Captain Phasma's Star Wars
Captain Phasma's Star Wars Reboot Brand
It's wonderful to be here,
It's certainly a thrill
You're such a lovely audience,
We'd like to take you home with us, we'd love to take you home
I don't really want to stop the show,
But I thought you might like to know,
That Sy Snootles' going to sing a song
And she wants you all to sing along,
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Max Rebo
And Captain Phasma's Star Wars Reboot Brand!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 18, 2020 23:25:34 GMT
Tosche Station Forever
The Beatles
Let me take you down
'Cause I'm going to Tosche Station
For power converters
And nothing to see Biggs about
Tosche Station Forever
Seeing is easy with eyes cloned
Misunderstanding all you see
It's getting hard to be a farmhand
But it all works out
It doesn't matter much to me
Let me take you down
'Cause I'm going to Tosche Station
For power converters
And nothing to see Biggs about
Tosche Station Forever
No one I think is at Academy
I mean it must be high or low
That is you can't, you know, tune in
But it's all right
That is, I think, it's not too bad
Let me take you down
'Cause I'm going to Tosche Station
For power converters
And nothing to see Biggs about
Tosche Station Forever
Always, no, sometimes think it's me
But you know I know when it's a dream
I think, er, no, I mean, er, yes
But it's all wrong
That is I think I disagree
Let me take you down
'Cause I'm going to Tosche Station
For power converters
And nothing to see Biggs about
Tosche Station Forever
Tosche Station Forever
Tosche Station Forever
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 18, 2020 23:25:52 GMT
Here Come the Suns
The Beatles
Here come the suns, doo da doo doo
Here come the suns, and I say
It's Jedi Knight
Little youngling, it's been a long cold Hothly winter
Little youngling, it feels light years since they've been here
Here come the suns, doo da doo doo
Here come the suns, and I say
It's Jedi Knight
Little youngling, the smile's returning to their faces
Little youngling, it seems light years since they've been here
Here come the suns
Here come the suns, and I say
It's Jedi Knight
Suns, suns, suns, here they come
Suns, suns, suns, here they come
Suns, suns, suns, here they come
Suns, suns, suns, here they come
Suns, suns, suns, here they come
Little youngling, I feel Hoth ice is slowly melting
Little youngling, it seems light years since they've been clear
Here come the suns, doo da doo doo
Here come the suns, and I say
It's Jedi Knight
Here come the suns, doo da doo doo
Here come the suns
It's Jedi Knight
It's Jedi Knight
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 19, 2020 0:31:46 GMT
When I saw the subject, I thought this would merely be a link to the "Princess Leia's Stolen Death Star Plans" album. Here is the full album playlist. |
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 19, 2020 0:42:40 GMT
When I saw the subject, I thought this would merely be a link to the "Princess Leia's Stolen Death Star Plans" album. Here is the full album playlist. Never heard of that one! Thanks.
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 19, 2020 1:00:49 GMT
When I saw the subject, I thought this would merely be a link to the "Princess Leia's Stolen Death Star Plans" album. Here is the full album playlist. Never heard of that one! Thanks. It's the entire "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" album - but with Star Wars!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 19, 2020 3:26:16 GMT
Queen Amidala
The Beatles
Queen Amidala, Leader of Naboo
Wonder how you managed to meet Artoo
Who finds the credits when you pay the rent?
Did you think Republic credits were heaven sent?
Friday flight arrives without a suitcase
Sunday morning creeping like a Munn
Monday's child has learned to use Hyperspace
See how they run
Queen Amidala, Leader of Naboo
Wonder how you managed to meet Artoo
See how they run
Queen Amidala lying on the bed
Pretty soon a broken heart will leave you dead
Tuesday afternoon is never ending
Wednesday morning holos didn't come
Thursday night your stockings needed mending
See how they run
Queen Amidala, Leader of Naboo
Wonder how you managed to meet Artoo
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Post by Salzmank on Aug 19, 2020 22:45:26 GMT
“Being for the Benefit of the Grand Moff!”
For the benefit of the Grand Moff,
Please, I beg, don’t ever cough
Or show some mirth,
For if Tarkin catches you
He will have to make you rue
Your date of birth.
If by some chance you like your planet,
Better to end that nostalgia quick.
While you scoff the Grand Moff has blown up your world!
The greatest and the grandest Moff
May not have the finest coif,
But don’t back-talk.
He comes up with each command,
Vader’s just the hired hand;
Oh, did you baulk?
His thing is not the Force or magic,
Just a cru-el cunning is his way.
While you scoff the Grand Moff has blown up six worlds!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Jun 15, 2022 16:39:03 GMT
Obi-Wan Kenobi
by Mr. Mister
The wind blows hard against this mountainside
Across Dune Sea into my soul
It reaches into where I cannot hide
Setting my feet upon the road
My heart is old, it holds my memories
My body burns a gem-like flame
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
Is where I find myself again
Obi-Wan Kenobi down the road that I must travel
Obi-Wan Kenobi through the Darkness or the Light
Obi-Wan Kenobi Baby Leia, will you follow?
Obi-Wan Kenobi on a Spaceship in the night
When I was young, I thought of growing old
Of what my life would mean to me
Would I have followed down my chosen road
Or only wished what I could be?
Obi-Wan Kenobi down the road that I must travel
Obi-Wan Kenobi through the Darkness or the Light
Obi-Wan Kenobi Baby Leia, will you follow?
Obi-Wan Kenobi on a Spaceship in the night
Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-ohh
Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-ohh
Obi-Wan Kenobi down the road that I must travel
Obi-Wan Kenobi through the Darkness or the Light
Obi-Wan Kenobi Baby Leia, will you follow?
Obi-Wan Kenobi on a Spaceship in the night
Obi-Wan Kenobi down the road that I must travel
Obi-Wan Kenobi through the Darkness or the Light
Obi-Wan Kenobi Baby Leia, will you follow?
Obi-Wan Kenobi on a Spaceship in the night
Obi-Wan Kenobi down the road that I must travel
Obi-Wan Kenobi through the Darkness or the Light
Obi-Wan Kenobi Baby Leia, will you follow?
Obi-Wan Kenobi on a Spaceship in the night
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2022 17:44:32 GMT
When I get a chance I’ll write “Leia in the Sky with Bothans”
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Jun 15, 2022 17:57:34 GMT
When I get a chance I’ll write “Leia in the Sky with Bothans”
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Jun 15, 2022 17:57:46 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2022 18:27:01 GMT
Yellow Rebel Cruiser
On the planet where I was born
Lived a rebel who went to space
And he told us of the wars
In a galaxy far far away
We all live in a yellow rebel cruiser
A yellow rebel cruiser. A yellow rebel cruiser.
And the mon calamari are all aboard
Many more rebels live next door.
We all live in a yellow rebel cruiser
A yellow rebel cruiser. A yellow rebel cruiser.
We all live in a yellow rebel cruiser.
A yellow rebel cruiser. A yellow rebel cruiser.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2022 18:27:34 GMT
Admiral Ackbar's Garden
I'd like to be
Under the sea
In Admiral Ackbar's garden in the shade
He'd let us nap. Warn us of TRAPS
In his calamari garden in the shade
I'd ask my padawans to come and see
Admiral Ackbar's garden with me!
We would be warm
Taking EVASIVE ACTION below the storm
In our little hideaway with seaweed wraps
Resting our head on the sea bed
In Admiral Ackbar's garden- ITS A TRAP!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2022 18:28:43 GMT
I was pretty proud of this one when I first posted it.  I Want a Robot Hand Oh I'll tell you something Vader'll understand. Oh he chopped my arm off I want a robot hand! I want a robot hand! I want a robot hand! And when I fought you I felt the Force inside It's such a feeling that, my father I can't hide! I can't hide! I can't hide! Yeah you got that dark side Yoda will understand When I feel that something I want a robot hand! I want a robot hand! I want a robot hand! |
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Jun 15, 2022 18:43:01 GMT
Obi Dobie Doo Theme Song
Best Coast
Obi Dobie Doo, where are you?
We got some work to do now
Obi Dobie Doo, where are you?
We need some help from you now
Come on Obi Doo, I see you
Pretending you got a sliver
But you're not fooling me, 'cause I can see
The way you shake and shiver
You know we got a mystery to solve
So, Obi Doo, be ready for your act
Don't hold back
And, Obi Doo, if you come through
You're gonna have yourself a Gungan Snack
That's a fact
Obi Dobie Doo, here are you
You're ready and you're willing
If we can count on you, Obi Doo
I know we'll catch Darth Vader
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Post by Power Ranger on Jun 18, 2022 1:05:55 GMT
I look at Disney Plus
See the crap there that's streaming
While George Lucas gently weeps
I look at the shit
And I see it needs rebooting
Still the fans gently weep
I don't know why nobody told you
How to write good scripts
I don't know how Disney controls you
They bought and sold you shit
I look at the shows
And I notice they’re sucking
While the real fans gently weep
With every mistake
You sure aren’t learning
Still anyone with a brain gently weeps
I don't know how you were so fucking stupid
No one alerted you
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Post by Power Ranger on Jun 18, 2022 14:57:06 GMT
For the benefit of Ms Kennedy
There will be a show tonight, with diversity…
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