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Post by rizdek on Sept 4, 2020 4:28:30 GMT
Isn't the Holy Ghost the one who got Mary pregnant? That little conniver
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Post by phludowin on Sept 4, 2020 11:26:20 GMT
The Trinity was one of the reasons I dropped Christianity. I thought the concept unappealing. Especially deifying Jesus.
I think the Trinity works best in jokes.
In Heaven, God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit and Maria are discussing where they should go on their next trip to Earth.
God: "How about Jerusalem?"
Jesus: "Oh no. Last time I was there, people treated me really badly. I don't want to go."
God: "How about Lourdes?"
Maria: "No thanks. I've been there so often. Let's go somewhere else."
God: "How about Rome"?
The Holy Spirit: "I'm for it. I've never been there before."
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Post by goz on Sept 4, 2020 21:27:44 GMT
The Trinity was one of the reasons I dropped Christianity. I thought the concept unappealing. Especially deifying Jesus. I think the Trinity works best in jokes. In Heaven, God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit and Maria are discussing where they should go on their next trip to Earth. God: "How about Jerusalem?" Jesus: "Oh no. Last time I was there, people treated me really badly. I don't want to go." God: "How about Lourdes?" Maria: "No thanks. I've been there so often. Let's go somewhere else." God: "How about Rome"? The Holy Spirit: "I'm for it. I've never been there before."
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Post by general313 on Sept 5, 2020 0:53:54 GMT
Isn't the Holy Ghost the one who got Mary pregnant? I thought the Father was Jesus's father. If the Holy Ghost is Jesus's true father, how and why did the Father get His name?
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Post by goz on Sept 5, 2020 1:15:15 GMT
Isn't the Holy Ghost the one who got Mary pregnant? I thought the Father was Jesus's father. If the Holy Ghost is Jesus's true father, how and why did the Father get His name? No, no, no! You got it all wrong. It was more like this: OK God did a dirty deed into fig leaf test tube type thingie and gave it to the Holy ghost as his messenger to take it down to earth to give to Mary. (something something about 'the right hand of God the Father) She and Joseph read the instructions, went down to the local Walmart and bought a turkey baster ( alright maybe a stork baster) and then they created Sweet Baby Jeebus THAT way! .....  and that is how the Bible says that God cum upon her.
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