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Post by kolchak92 on Oct 28, 2020 4:49:23 GMT
 In the Bed Department, Amos was... zero. I mean, he made love to me like he was fixing a carburetor or something.
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Post by movielover on Oct 28, 2020 5:42:13 GMT
[Singing]Mr. Cellophane shoulda been my name, Mr. Cellophane, 'cause you can look right through me…  |
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Post by movielover on Oct 28, 2020 6:35:28 GMT
[Singing]But he follows round like some droopy eyed pup. He loves me so, that Funny Honey of mine...  |
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Post by movielover on Oct 28, 2020 6:43:42 GMT
This dress makes me look like a Woolworths lamp shade.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 28, 2020 12:32:26 GMT
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Post by Captain Spencer on Oct 28, 2020 19:58:41 GMT
Miss Kelly, do you know the meaning of perjury?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 29, 2020 0:10:02 GMT
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. And then I found out. "Single" he told me. Single, my ass. Not only was he married... oh, no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 29, 2020 0:26:18 GMT
And then I started foolin' around... and then I started screwin' around, which is foolin' around without dinner.  |
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Post by maya55555 on Oct 29, 2020 22:44:19 GMT
 June: I'm standin' in the kitchen, carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business, when in storms my husband, Wilbur, in a jealous rage. "You've been screwing the milkman," he said. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, "You've been screwing the milkman." And then he ran into my knife... he ran into my knife ten times.
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Post by maya55555 on Oct 30, 2020 2:29:58 GMT
[singing] Don't you know that this hand washes that one, too? When you're good to Mama, Mama's good to you.  |
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