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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Dec 16, 2020 18:08:23 GMT
Not because they’re racist or anything like that but more because they’re just dumb or inappropriate.
Sacramento Kings - the most irrelevant franchise in all of sports and they call themselves the Kings? Kings of what?
Utah Jazz - while I think Jazz is a cool name, and was appropriate when located in New Orleans, Salt Lake City isn’t exactly a hotbed for John Coltrane albums.
Columbus Blue Jackets - I don’t know what a Blue Jacket is referring to here and I don’t care enough to look it up, but it’s lame whatever it means.
Minnesota Wild - I hate like 98% of names that don’t end in S or X. This one is about the worst.
Denver Nuggets - I always think of boogers when I think of nuggets. Or chicken from McDonalds.
Green Bay Packers - people who put things in containers is worthy of an NFL name? Even though Aaron Rodgers is most definitely a fudge packer, still a weird choice.
Washington Nationals - they couldn’t have picked a more boring name if they tried.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Dec 16, 2020 18:10:01 GMT
Senators, Texans, Canadiens, Lakers, Phillies, Nets, and any color of socks. All are fucking stupid
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Post by screamingtreefrogs on Dec 16, 2020 18:10:30 GMT
lakers
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Post by sdm3 on Dec 16, 2020 18:14:50 GMT
Packers - if that team never existed and a new expansion team came along called “Packers” we’d all think it was the worst name in sports history. Admit it.
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Post by onethreetwo on Dec 16, 2020 18:16:36 GMT
Minnesota Wild, without a doubt. It has never not been completely embarrassing.
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Dec 16, 2020 18:18:02 GMT
Not because they’re racist or anything like that but more because they’re just dumb or inappropriate. Sacramento Kings - the most irrelevant franchise in all of sports and they call themselves the Kings? Kings of what? Utah Jazz - while I think Jazz is a cool name, and was appropriate when located in New Orleans, Salt Lake City isn’t exactly a hotbed for John Coltrane albums.
Columbus Blue Jackets - I don’t know what a Blue Jacket is referring to here and I don’t care enough to look it up, but it’s lame whatever it means. Minnesota Wild - I hate like 98% of names that don’t end in S or X. This one is about the worst. Denver Nuggets - I always think of boogers when I think of nuggets. Or chicken from McDonalds. Green Bay Packers - people who put things in containers is worthy of an NFL name? Even though Aaron Rodgers is most definitely a fudge packer, still a weird choice. Washington Nationals - they couldn’t have picked a more boring name if they tried. "Blue Jackets" refers to the Union Civil War soldiers.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 16, 2020 18:18:05 GMT
Athletics is pretty stupid, if you think about it.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 16, 2020 18:18:38 GMT
Oh, and Stanford "Cardinal"  |
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Dec 16, 2020 18:19:25 GMT
Seattle Kraken.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 16, 2020 18:20:44 GMT
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Post by masterofallgoons on Dec 16, 2020 18:23:11 GMT
Athletics is pretty stupid, if you think about it. We don't have to think that hard about it. It's stupid on the surface too. |
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Post by masterofallgoons on Dec 16, 2020 18:24:00 GMT
Yeah, I don't love that name, but I do really like the logos and color choices. I was pulling for Cthulhus. |
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Post by sdm3 on Dec 16, 2020 18:26:46 GMT
Montreal Impact.  |
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Post by klawrencio79 on Dec 16, 2020 18:29:59 GMT
Yeah, I don't love that name, but I do really like the logos and color choices. I was pulling for Cthulhus. That would have been so badass.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Dec 16, 2020 18:31:07 GMT
Montreal Impact. Don't get jim started!
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Post by sdm3 on Dec 16, 2020 18:33:17 GMT
Montreal Impact. Don't get jim started! I was going to mention 'Sporting Kansas City.' There's also 'Sacramento Republic.'
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Post by damngumby on Dec 16, 2020 18:35:04 GMT
The best place to find out what sport team names need to be changed is at the local university safe-space facility. This is where left-wing students go to curl up in the fetal position when they encounter something that violates their delicate sensibilities. I’m sure some of them have already compiled a list of name change “demands”. In crayon.
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Post by Carl LaFong on Dec 16, 2020 18:36:16 GMT
Arsenal to change to Arsenal Nil.
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Post by klawrencio79 on Dec 16, 2020 18:50:11 GMT
I was going to mention 'Sporting Kansas City.' There's also 'Sacramento Republic.' What was it, Real Salt Lake that caused him to have a conniption fit?
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Post by tristramshandy on Dec 16, 2020 18:51:12 GMT
The best place to find out what sport team names need to be changed is at the local university safe-space facility. This is where left-wing students go to curl up in the fetal position when they encounter something that violates their delicate sensibilities. I’m sure some of them have already compiled a list of name change “demands”. In crayon. Versus right wing adults who curl up in the fetal position and cry any time anything that was once one way gets changed. They are both equally idiotic.
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