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Post by goz on Mar 24, 2021 2:18:21 GMT
..the world is so crapola at the moment my only response can be a joke.
*A priest, a rabbit and a minister walked into a bar.
The bartender asked the rabbit 'What'll it be'?
The rabbit replied...
'I dunno, I am only here because of 'autocorrect'?*
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Post by drystyx on Mar 24, 2021 6:32:16 GMT
That's so funny I forgot to laugh.
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Post by Catman on Mar 24, 2021 12:14:51 GMT
Okay, here's a knock-knock joke.
You start.
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Post by politicidal on Mar 24, 2021 15:43:35 GMT
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Post by mikef6 on Mar 24, 2021 22:01:34 GMT
Schrodinger Gets Pulled Over by a Cop. The cop searches the trunk then asks, “Did you know there is box with a dead cat.” Schrodinger says, “Well I do NOW!”
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
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Post by OpiateOfTheMasses on Mar 24, 2021 22:41:53 GMT
A SQL query walks into a bar. Goes up to two tables and says: "can I join you two?"
(if you spend as much time as I do writing code you will be laughing at that joke, if you don't - like my wife - you will probably just be a little confused)
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Mar 24, 2021 22:57:44 GMT
A SQL query walks into a bar. Goes up to two tables and says: "can I join you two?" (if you spend as much time as I do writing code you will be laughing at that joke, if you don't - like my wife - you will probably just be a little confused) LOL???  (I'm like your wife!)
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Post by OpiateOfTheMasses on Mar 24, 2021 23:08:19 GMT
A SQL query walks into a bar. Goes up to two tables and says: "can I join you two?" (if you spend as much time as I do writing code you will be laughing at that joke, if you don't - like my wife - you will probably just be a little confused) LOL??? (I'm like your wife!) Don't worry about it. I suspect if I have to explain it, it will no longer be funny... [It requires knowledge of how to write SQL queries] [SQL (generally pronounced "sequel") is a very commonly used coding language used to query databases] But if you're filling in for the wife and if you're up I'll take another beer please sweetie. No? I guess you really are filling in...
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Mar 24, 2021 23:11:44 GMT
LOL??? (I'm like your wife!) Don't worry about it. I suspect if I have to explain it, it will no longer be funny... [It requires knowledge of how to write SQL queries] [SQL (generally pronounced "sequel") is a very commonly used coding language used to query databases] But if you're filling in for the wife and if you're up I'll take another beer please sweetie. No? I guess you really are filling in... Why would I give you a beer? That would leave less for me! 
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Post by yougotastewgoinbaby on Mar 25, 2021 0:15:54 GMT
A SQL query walks into a bar. Goes up to two tables and says: "can I join you two?" (if you spend as much time as I do writing code you will be laughing at that joke, if you don't - like my wife - you will probably just be a little confused) I hate that I get that. |
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Post by gadreel on Mar 25, 2021 0:17:31 GMT
A SQL query walks into a bar. Goes up to two tables and says: "can I join you two?" (if you spend as much time as I do writing code you will be laughing at that joke, if you don't - like my wife - you will probably just be a little confused) giggle giggle squark, I'm guessing if it's in the garden bar it's an . . . 'outer join' ?
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Post by mikef6 on Mar 25, 2021 18:24:39 GMT
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Post by Catman on Mar 25, 2021 19:56:32 GMT
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Post by Catman on Mar 25, 2021 21:15:47 GMT
Okay, here's a knock-knock joke. You start. Knock-knock. Who's there?
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Post by Catman on Mar 25, 2021 21:20:07 GMT
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Post by Catman on Mar 25, 2021 21:30:44 GMT
For the vacation, we’re going to Hawaii!  Hawaii who?
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Post by Catman on Mar 25, 2021 21:46:26 GMT
How waa ye coming with the packing. Packing who?
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Post by Catman on Mar 25, 2021 22:49:24 GMT
Packy Who? You mean she’s coming too?  
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Post by mikef6 on Mar 26, 2021 0:39:15 GMT
Knock knock. Who's there? Eisenhower. Eisenhower who? I's an hour late for the vacation. |
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Post by Rodney Farber on Mar 26, 2021 11:00:39 GMT
A man received message from his neighbor.
Sorry sir, I am using your wife when U R not at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.
Man went home and told the wife he wanted a divorce.
Few minutes later he received another message.
Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake ... iI meant WIFI.
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