Post by mikef6 on Apr 2, 2021 1:01:26 GMT
MAGA cultists used to claim that their beloved Former President would be re-instated for a second term in January. When that didn’t happen, the date was moved to March. Now, right-wing evangelist Nathan French, who claimed last month that God would somehow wipe out the social media companies that banned Donald Trump from their platforms, has a brand new date for Trump’s resurrection.
You see, French has been talking to God. “He’s about to lay it bare,” French reported. “I see a shift coming. People are waiting to see when is the God of justice gonna step in. You’re already seeing some of the things on the news, and I don’t want to get into too much of that because there’s certain things I can’t really say. I know that certain things are timed, but I do know that there’s a lot more to come. I’ll get more words on this. I’m excited.”
Upstairs, God turns to Michael and said, “I just told Nathan French that I would bring Trump back in April- and he bought it!”
The Archangel slaps him on the back and says, “Jehovah, That. Is. Classic.
You see, French has been talking to God. “He’s about to lay it bare,” French reported. “I see a shift coming. People are waiting to see when is the God of justice gonna step in. You’re already seeing some of the things on the news, and I don’t want to get into too much of that because there’s certain things I can’t really say. I know that certain things are timed, but I do know that there’s a lot more to come. I’ll get more words on this. I’m excited.”
Upstairs, God turns to Michael and said, “I just told Nathan French that I would bring Trump back in April- and he bought it!”
The Archangel slaps him on the back and says, “Jehovah, That. Is. Classic.
