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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jun 1, 2021 21:58:56 GMT
I rarely see films at the cinema. I mean not just recently but in general. I used to though all the time.
What are the worst film you saw in a theater?
5. Black Christmas - 3/10
Just a generic slasher film. I seen far better slasher films that went straight to DVD.
4. Eragon - 2/10
My friend dragged me to see this. I just suffered through it.
3. Silent Hill - 2/10
I saw this and actually briefly fell asleep in the middle. I never played the game so I was not familiar with the material. Still didnt like this film much at all.
2. The Wicker Man '06 - 2/10
I saw this with a friend and he left halfway though. I stayed. Its a really bad film but I love the Not the Bees scene but thats only on the DVD.
1. The Grudge 2 - 1/10
Only film I seen in a in a theatre that I gave a 1 to. I felt absolutely nothing for this film. Just a huge waste of time.
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Post by novastar6 on Jun 1, 2021 22:02:13 GMT
Transformers: Rise of the Fallen
Bee Movie
Bolt
Despicable Me 2
Cars 2
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Jun 1, 2021 22:40:45 GMT
Batman & Robin Garfield Transformers: The Last Knight
Lady in the Water The Happening
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Post by onethreetwo on Jun 1, 2021 22:50:25 GMT
Star Wars: Rogue One - Boring and painful to sit through. I hated it.
Australia - I was on a date, but I couldn't stand it anymore. I had to get up and walk around the lobby for like 15 minutes before going back in. She probably thought I was taking a shit, but no, I just couldn't take it anymore. Horrible movie.
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Post by spooner5020 on Jun 1, 2021 22:57:36 GMT
Black Christmas 2019 - there’s soooooo much wrong with this movie I could possibly write a book about it.
Long Shot - the Seth Rogen movie. How the hell did this get a certified fresh? Did I watch the right movie?
Charlie’s Angels 2019 - again too much wrong with this to put in a review.
Playmobil the movie - I was mildly curious about this somewhat Lego movie ripoff. Sad to say I left disappointed.
Glass - wow Shamalamadingdong you really grabbed me with Split, but then screwed me with this movie. Thanks again for showing what a complete moron you are!!!
Addams Family 2019 - the only good thing was the recreation of the tv show intro and that was THE END OF THE FREAKING MOVIE!!!
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Post by Cat on Jun 1, 2021 23:02:30 GMT
Every film I see in a theater benefits from that fact. It helps so much.
This is absolutely the truth. There are 3 films that I disliked enough that not even the theater experience saved them. They are:
Blades of Glory Semi-Pro Suicide Squad
Suicide Squad almost worked. Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn went a long way, but not long enough.
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Post by twothousandonemark on Jun 1, 2021 23:05:17 GMT
1. Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland - my choice for #1 worst movie of all-time. Headache, mess, stupid, & grating... pretty nice formula that. I was scuked in to the first post-Avatar 3D, & I've never chosen 3D ever again.
2. Jurassic World - I fell asleep, f'ing cardboard actors & characters. I was out of town looking for a time filler, that's my excuse.
3. The Last Jedi - a turtle slow moving chase through space while everyone yells at one another. Good call.
4. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - racial humour, Devastator's balls, & senior citizen robots... anything else?
5. POTC: On Stranger Tides - lazy & unlikeable... lame.
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Post by rudeboy on Jun 1, 2021 23:51:45 GMT
Our Sister Mambo
Private Romeo
The Rookie (1990)
Highlander II: The Quickening
Moonwalker
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Post by spooner5020 on Jun 2, 2021 0:18:47 GMT
Our Sister Mambo Private Romeo The Rookie (1990) Highlander II: The Quickening Moonwalker The Moonwalker video game and Smooth Criminal were the Only good things to come from that movie. |
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Post by moviemouth on Jun 2, 2021 0:37:40 GMT
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (I actually walked out halfway through it was so lame)
Suicide Squad (walked out 20 minutes before the end. I just couldn't take it anymore)
Alien: Resurrection
I liked Alien: Resurrection at the time though.
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Post by rudeboy on Jun 2, 2021 0:39:35 GMT
Our Sister Mambo Private Romeo The Rookie (1990) Highlander II: The Quickening Moonwalker The Moonwalker video game and Smooth Criminal were the July good things to come from that movie. I agree. I went with a bunch of school friends and we sat watching the thing in disbelief, but I will admit some of the music was obviously great!
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Post by kolchak92 on Jun 2, 2021 0:42:12 GMT
Batman & Robin
Battlefield Earth
Death to Smoochy
The Cat in the Hat
Get Hard
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Post by phantomparticle on Jun 2, 2021 0:54:10 GMT
Dondi (1961)
"Watch this film and you will know why David Janssen became a fugitive." (Leonard Maltin) Entire score written for a single harmonica. Godawful, Mr. Deely Buddy!
Little Darlings (1980)
Girls at summer camp make a bet on who is going to lose their virginity first. Sleazy, soft core porn.
New York New York (1977)
Two and a half excruciating hours out of my life that I will never get back. At least it gave us the title song
King Kong (1976)
Terrible remake with Rick Baker in a gorilla suit tied to those evil oil capitalists who want to destroy the planet in the name of profit.
The Blair Witch Project
The people who made this (for about $1.50) laughed all the way to the bank.
And I'm going to throw in the ear splitting, headache inducing Cloverfield as a bonus.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 2, 2021 1:06:43 GMT
The Village
Speed 2
The Green Mile
Weekend Pass
Jaws 3-D
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Post by Prime etc. on Jun 2, 2021 1:17:20 GMT
Excluding some low budget ones like
The Land of the Minotaur
The Incredible Melting Man
Beyond the Door 2
or Spawn of the Slithis
then I think the top five would be:
Night of the Juggler
Red Dawn
Explorers
Creepshow 2
Batman and Robin (I didnt think it was that bad at the time)
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Post by Mulder and Scully on Jun 2, 2021 1:21:37 GMT
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Furious 7
Max Payne
The Pacifier
10,000 BC
I felt like making 6.
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Post by darksidebeadle on Jun 2, 2021 1:24:39 GMT
Transformers rise of the fallen
Transformers dark of the moon (saw as a joke)
10,000bc
True love and chaos
Alien resurrection
Kingdom of the crystal skull
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Post by bravomailer on Jun 2, 2021 1:29:48 GMT
Dogma
Dirty Dingus Magee
Chrome and Hot Leather
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Post by spooner5020 on Jun 2, 2021 1:47:01 GMT
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Furious 7 Max Payne The Pacifier 10,000 BC I felt like making 6. I take it the reason you didn’t like Max Payne was cause you were a fan of the game? |
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Post by Mulder and Scully on Jun 2, 2021 1:54:59 GMT
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Furious 7 Max Payne The Pacifier 10,000 BC I felt like making 6. I take it the reason you didn’t like Max Payne was cause you were a fan of the game? Lol no. I've never played the game. I saw it because I'm a fan Mark Wahlberg. And it sucked ass. |
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