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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2021 2:01:06 GMT
Waterworld
I actually left the theater with my parents and went to Red Robin.
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Post by vegalyra on Jun 2, 2021 2:27:17 GMT
Star Wars: attack of the clones (granted I fell asleep partially because I had just come off of an overtime shift at work and caught a late showing)
Spice World - my goofy friends convinced me to go see this just because we were bored. I regret that decision and it tested my friendship haha
Tom & Jerry - my wife convinced me to take the kids to see this one awhile back. What a waste of some great characters. I made the best of it with a big IPA while I was watching it
Speed 2 - what a crummy sequel, the absence of Keanu made it even worse, the dialogue was pathetic. I never saw it again even after watching the original several times
Fear Dot Com - saw it because Stephen Dorff was cool in Blade. Figured I’d give it a chance. What a boring horror film. I don’t even remember much about it anymore
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Post by moviemouth on Jun 2, 2021 2:32:04 GMT
I take it the reason you didn’t like Max Payne was cause you were a fan of the game? Lol no. I've never played the game. I saw it because I'm a fan Mark Wahlberg. And it sucked ass. I have never played the game either and I think the movie is mediocre at best. It is a generic over-stylized movie with an unconvincing and dull performance from Mark Wahlberg. Mark Wahlberg is at his least effective in action movies imo.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jun 2, 2021 3:04:32 GMT
Star Wars: Rogue One - Boring and painful to sit through. I hated it. Australia - I was on a date, but I couldn't stand it anymore. I had to get up and walk around the lobby for like 15 minutes before going back in. She probably thought I was taking a shit, but no, I just couldn't take it anymore. Horrible movie. I still have not seen that but I just got the DVD. I heard very mixed things.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jun 2, 2021 3:05:25 GMT
Batman & Robin Garfield Transformers: The Last Knight
Lady in the Water The Happening
I seen Lady in the Water in the theater as well. That would be my 6th worst.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jun 2, 2021 3:06:13 GMT
Black Christmas 2019 - there’s soooooo much wrong with this movie I could possibly write a book about it. I really hated that film. It got me angry.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jun 2, 2021 3:07:06 GMT
Every film I see in a theater benefits from that fact. It helps so much.
This is absolutely the truth. There are 3 films that I disliked enough that not even the theater experience saved them. They are:
Blades of Glory Semi-Pro Suicide Squad
Suicide Squad almost worked. Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn went a long way, but not long enough.
Im one of the few who loves Suicide Squad. Semi-Pro is lame though.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jun 2, 2021 3:09:34 GMT
1. Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland - my choice for #1 worst movie of all-time. Headache, mess, stupid, & grating... pretty nice formula that. I was scuked in to the first post-Avatar 3D, & I've never chosen 3D ever again. 2. Jurassic World - I fell asleep, f'ing cardboard actors & characters. I was out of town looking for a time filler, that's my excuse. 3. The Last Jedi - a turtle slow moving chase through space while everyone yells at one another. Good call. 4. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - racial humour, Devastator's balls, & senior citizen robots... anything else? 5. POTC: On Stranger Tides - lazy & unlikeable... lame. Im one who hated The Last Jedi so much it ruined my love for Star Wars. I never seen a great character butchered more than Luke Skywalker. I believe I recall you saying Alice in Wonderland is your worst film before. I seen it. I thought it was OK but nothing special.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jun 2, 2021 3:11:02 GMT
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Transformers: Dark of the Moon Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (I actually walked out halfway through it was so lame) Suicide Squad (walked out 20 minutes before the end. I just couldn't take it anymore) Alien: Resurrection I liked Alien: Resurrection at the time though. I feel like the only guy who loved Suicide Squad. I had a blast with it. Alien: Resurrection I see get a lot of hate but I thought it was fine.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jun 2, 2021 3:12:15 GMT
Batman & Robin Battlefield Earth Death to Smoochy The Cat in the Hat Get Hard I seen The Cat in the Hat with my parents when I was young. I didnt mind it then but now I see how bad it is.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jun 2, 2021 3:13:42 GMT
Dondi (1961) "Watch this film and you will know why David Janssen became a fugitive." (Leonard Maltin) Entire score written for a single harmonica. Godawful, Mr. Deely Buddy! Little Darlings (1980) Girls at summer camp make a bet on who is going to lose their virginity first. Sleazy, soft core porn. New York New York (1977) Two and a half excruciating hours out of my life that I will never get back. At least it gave us the title song King Kong (1976) Terrible remake with Rick Baker in a gorilla suit tied to those evil oil capitalists who want to destroy the planet in the name of profit. The Blair Witch Project The people who made this (for about $1.50) laughed all the way to the bank. And I'm going to throw in the ear splitting, headache inducing Cloverfield as a bonus. I never liked that Kin Kong remake either. The Blair Witch Project is a favorite of mine but my uncle saw it and got so mad he tried to get a refund. He did not.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jun 2, 2021 3:15:39 GMT
The Village Speed 2 The Green Mile Weekend Pass Jaws 3-D I remember how thrilled I was watching Speed for the first time. I also recall how bored and uninterested I was seeing Speed 2 for the first and only time. The Green Mile I like though.
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Post by moviemouth on Jun 2, 2021 3:17:09 GMT
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Transformers: Dark of the Moon Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (I actually walked out halfway through it was so lame) Suicide Squad (walked out 20 minutes before the end. I just couldn't take it anymore) Alien: Resurrection I liked Alien: Resurrection at the time though. I feel like the only guy who loved Suicide Squad. I had a blast with it. Alien: Resurrection I see get a lot of hate but I thought it was fine. There are other people who like Suicide Squad. I like the first 30 minutes or so, the middle is below average and the last 20 minutes is incredibly dumb. The movie takes a good comic book idea and ruins it imo. I'm looking forward to the sequel though and I like at least one of the animated Suicide Squad movies. I did finish the movie on DVD btw.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jun 2, 2021 3:17:19 GMT
Excluding some low budget ones like The Land of the Minotaur The Incredible Melting Man Beyond the Door 2 or Spawn of the Slithis then I think the top five would be: Night of the Juggler Red Dawn Explorers Creepshow 2 Batman and Robin (I didnt think it was that bad at the time) Explorers came out before I was born but my parents told me they walked out oft that one. I still have a soft spot for Batman and Robin.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jun 2, 2021 3:17:50 GMT
Waterworld I actually left the theater with my parents and went to Red Robin. I never was a fan of that film.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jun 2, 2021 3:19:20 GMT
Star Wars: attack of the clones (granted I fell asleep partially because I had just come off of an overtime shift at work and caught a late showing) Spice World - my goofy friends convinced me to go see this just because we were bored. I regret that decision and it tested my friendship haha Tom & Jerry - my wife convinced me to take the kids to see this one awhile back. What a waste of some great characters. I made the best of it with a big IPA while I was watching it Speed 2 - what a crummy sequel, the absence of Keanu made it even worse, the dialogue was pathetic. I never saw it again even after watching the original several times Fear Dot Com - saw it because Stephen Dorff was cool in Blade. Figured I’d give it a chance. What a boring horror film. I don’t even remember much about it anymore Im one of the few who loves Attack of the clones. Fear Dot Com I was excited for because it had freaky advertising. I was shocked on how boring the film was. I cant remember much about it either.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jun 2, 2021 3:20:58 GMT
I feel like the only guy who loved Suicide Squad. I had a blast with it. Alien: Resurrection I see get a lot of hate but I thought it was fine. There are other people who like Suicide Squad. I like the first 30 minutes or so, the middle is below average and the last 20 minutes are incredibly dumb. I did finish the movie on DVD btw. I got the Extended Cut Blu Ray. It improves the film in my opinion but I enjoy both versions.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jun 2, 2021 3:22:06 GMT
Transformers rise of the fallen Transformers dark of the moon (saw as a joke) 10,000bc True love and chaos Alien resurrection Kingdom of the crystal skull No one seems to like the Transformers films. I dont hat 'em but Im not a fan either.
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Post by moviemouth on Jun 2, 2021 3:22:43 GMT
There are other people who like Suicide Squad. I like the first 30 minutes or so, the middle is below average and the last 20 minutes are incredibly dumb. I did finish the movie on DVD btw. but I enjoy both versions. Does it get rid of Enchantress and Joker? These are my 2 main issues with the movie, among many other lesser issues I have with it. For obvious reasons I won't be watching it though.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jun 2, 2021 3:23:09 GMT
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Furious 7 Max Payne The Pacifier 10,000 BC I felt like making 6. I love Furious 7 but Max Payne I was extremely disappointed with because I loved the video game.
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