Post by drystyx on Jun 15, 2021 16:09:15 GMT
Old diaries of the good old days when I was teaching Chuck, Sly, and Arnie how to have these quotas:
1. Number of necks to snap per day: 3, until you get to be a master, then up it to 4. It's tough to get more, cause the fifth guy has already run off to a getaway vehicle.
2. Number of babes to have sex with per day: 2, cause you don't want to do it to your best friend's wife or his sister. Well, not till he leaves.
3. Number of different types of guns to shoot per day: 3. Should be one handgun, one rifle or shotgun, and one big machine like a bazooka.
4. Number of cars to wreck per day: 3, cause Beavis and Butthead and other red necks, who don't get enough cars in real life, love those boring car chase scenes.
5. Number of necks to snap per night: 6, cause it has to be more at night time, when you have to get rid of sentries.
1. Number of necks to snap per day: 3, until you get to be a master, then up it to 4. It's tough to get more, cause the fifth guy has already run off to a getaway vehicle.
2. Number of babes to have sex with per day: 2, cause you don't want to do it to your best friend's wife or his sister. Well, not till he leaves.
3. Number of different types of guns to shoot per day: 3. Should be one handgun, one rifle or shotgun, and one big machine like a bazooka.
4. Number of cars to wreck per day: 3, cause Beavis and Butthead and other red necks, who don't get enough cars in real life, love those boring car chase scenes.
5. Number of necks to snap per night: 6, cause it has to be more at night time, when you have to get rid of sentries.
