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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 28, 2021 18:24:15 GMT
Guys, hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant. It's not complicated.
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Post by millar70 on Jun 28, 2021 18:25:53 GMT
I love broccoli, itβs Β good for you. millar70About to head down to the surgeon Β and get my last stitches out π©Ί Well, good luck, buddy. My thoughts and prayers are with you, this whole thread is for you. Are people allowed to watch your procedure? If so, let me know. I got a box of Junior Mints to snack on while I watch those bastards work on you.
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 28, 2021 23:53:35 GMT
I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 28, 2021 23:57:54 GMT
Maybe the baby would like to see my spot. A positive, uplifting message to start his life out with. You can still get a great space in this town - if you apply yourself.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Jun 29, 2021 0:00:41 GMT
You couldn't figure out the worlds theory for yourself?!
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 29, 2021 0:11:01 GMT
Wait. Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 29, 2021 2:03:20 GMT
If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way.
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Post by msdemos on Jun 29, 2021 2:11:34 GMT
Guys, hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant. It's not complicated. Who knew it would be George Costanza, of all people, who would 'foretell' the coming of launch-angles, and the art of hitting BUNCHES of homers !!??!?? "It's Not Complicated." Yeah......he may have been a COMPLETE idiot, but George DID have his moments !! SAVE FERRIS
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jun 29, 2021 2:13:19 GMT
You're not out there! You can't be, because I am out there. And if I see you out there, there's not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!
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Post by msdemos on Jun 29, 2021 2:22:58 GMT
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Post by millar70 on Jun 29, 2021 2:54:35 GMT
Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbor, and have sex without dating. THAT'S a fantasy camp.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jun 29, 2021 12:23:08 GMT
A million to one shot Doc. Million to one.
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Post by Midi-Chlorian_Count on Jun 29, 2021 14:02:43 GMT
I've looked back through the thread and pretty sure I couldn't see this classic... "Frolf: frisbee golf, Jerry. Golf with a frisbee. This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin..."
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Post by nutsberryfarm π on Jun 29, 2021 14:27:35 GMT
I love broccoli, itβs good for you. millar70 About to head down to the surgeon and get my last stitches out π©Ί Well, good luck, buddy. My thoughts and prayers are with you, this whole thread is for you. Are people allowed to watch your procedure? If so, let me know. I got a box of Junior Mints to snack on while I watch those bastards work on you. thanks dude! the 'stitch' was under the skin---he just yanked.
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Post by nutsberryfarm π on Jun 29, 2021 14:28:47 GMT
βThis is an astronaut pen. It writes upside down. They use this in space."
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 29, 2021 14:32:26 GMT
Jerry! Oh, my God! What are you doing!?! You're with a woman! I leave you alone for two seconds, and this is what you do? I trusted you!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jun 29, 2021 14:35:21 GMT
Listen. I know we've had our problems in the past, but we got a show to do tonight. Time to pull together as a team. Life's too short. I say, let's let bygones be bygones. If you took the raisins, if you didn't take the raisins-- They weren't even my raisins. I was just curious because it seems like a strange to do to walk into a room, audition, and to walk out with a box of raisins. Anyway, whatever. If you ever want to tell me about it, the door to my office is always opened. In the event that I get an office. You'll come in, we'll talk about the raisins. We'll have a nice laugh.
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 29, 2021 15:01:40 GMT
That's what she says. I say, listen. It was an old cat. It died of natural causes. So get this, now she tells me that I gotta buy her a brand new cat. I say listen, honey. First of all, it was a pretty old cat. I'm not gonna buy you a brand new cat to replace an old dying cat. And second of all, I go out to the garbage, I find you a new cat in fifteen seconds. I say, you show me an autopsy report that says this cat died of starvation, I spring for a new cat. So she says something to me, like, uh, I dunno, "Get the hell out of here," and she breaks up with me. Now don't you think that would be a great case on L.A. Law?
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 29, 2021 16:14:41 GMT
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Post by millar70 on Jun 29, 2021 19:21:30 GMT
They say you grow hair, you look a like Stalin!
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