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Post by Isapop on Jul 24, 2021 22:15:40 GMT
Wouldn't it be just great if Oskar Werner's middle name was Meier?
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Post by mattgarth on Jul 24, 2021 22:36:32 GMT
And if Henry Fonda had wed Rhonda Fleming, then her married name would have become: RHONDA FONDA |
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Post by Doghouse6 on Jul 24, 2021 22:53:14 GMT
You're not that far off, Isapop. Although his middle name was Josef, his surname at birth was Bschließ mayer. And no, I haven't a clue how that's pronounced. I'm willing to bet that, during the mid-century years when Werner was considering a professional name, the American meat company was well-enough known even in Europe that shortening it to the final two syllables was never an option. |
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Post by Isapop on Jul 24, 2021 23:44:20 GMT
And if Henry Fonda had wed Rhonda Fleming, then her married name would have become: RHONDA FONDA And if John Candy had invented a time machine and went back to the Salem witch trials and met Puritan minister Cotton Mather and convinced him to travel into the future with him when gay marriage will be allowed and then they got married then the groom's married name would have become: John Mather
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Post by marianne48 on Jul 25, 2021 0:45:06 GMT
If actress Liv Ullman had married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him to marry actor Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.
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Post by Doghouse6 on Jul 25, 2021 2:30:22 GMT
If actress Liv Ullman had married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him to marry actor Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver. There was a collection of those jokes going around in the '70s. The only one I remember is: If Polly Bergan had married and divorced in succession Monty Woolley, James Doolittle, Alan Alda and Dennis Day, she'd be... Polly Woolley Doolittle Alda Day
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Post by mattgarth on Jul 25, 2021 2:54:54 GMT
If Tuesday Weld had married the son of the host of the $64,000 Question Hal March (Hal March the Second) her married name would have been: Tuesday March the Second |
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Post by mikef6 on Jul 25, 2021 4:28:18 GMT
I Just Had A Pretty Mind Blowing Thought   |
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Post by Stammerhead on Jul 25, 2021 13:02:08 GMT
And if Henry Fonda had wed Rhonda Fleming, then her married name would have become: RHONDA FONDA It’s a shame Whoopi Goldberg never married Peter Cushing. 
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Post by bravomailer on Jul 25, 2021 16:49:03 GMT
A friend, X, whose last name was Miller, married someone named Light. So her married name is X Miller Light.
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Post by Isapop on Jul 25, 2021 18:07:16 GMT
A friend, X, whose last name was Miller married someone named Light. So her married name is X Miller Light. I hope that "someone named Light" she married wasn't named Bud. The families won't get along.
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