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Post by truecristian on Sept 27, 2021 20:00:16 GMT
f your classmates just prayed that prayer, it means they're saved. Take down their names and addresses and phone numbers immediately. Ask to be dismissed from class. Find a pay phone and call your pastor* with the information so that he can call their parents and tell them the good news - that someone just paid a ransom for their little children and they have been delivered forever into the unbreakable clutches of the Living God. If your pastor knows what he is doing, he will also want to use this opportunity to lead some confused parents to Christ. Before you know it, you will have assisted in securing a hoard of eager, tithing church members to your local church
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Post by truecristian on Sept 27, 2021 20:02:40 GMT
You are God, the Father and through your Son, Jesus Christ, we acknowledge the sovereignty and ultimate authority of our Christian Nation above all other nations on earth. If any of us here are unsaved, we ask Jesus Christ to come into our hearts and stomp out for Barbra Streisand. A-men.[/font]
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Post by truecristian on Sept 27, 2021 20:04:28 GMT
se Pray the Pledge checklist for Christian public school children. The following eleven tips are designed to assist Christian children in utilizing the Pledge of Allegiance as a tool for rescuing their hellbound classmates from false religions. If you are a Christian parent of a Christian child who unfortunately attends a non-Christian school, please go over this list carefully with your child. Make sure they memorize it so they won't interrupt themselves while sharing the message of Christ.
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Post by maya55555 on Sept 28, 2021 16:40:36 GMT
True.
The FreeMasons would not want that!
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Post by Stammerhead on Sept 28, 2021 17:21:06 GMT
Am I the only person who saw this bit? If any of us here are unsaved, we ask Jesus Christ to come into our hearts and stomp out for Barbra Streisand.
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Sept 28, 2021 18:05:01 GMT
OP, do you really think big fonts in different colors clearly proselytizing with christian jargon is really going to change any minds here on this board?
I think not, since most of us here have already been exposed to this stuff and made our own decisions on what to believe. Saying the Pledge of Allegiance is not a magic incantation that turns people into christians.
It is just as unlikely that me sharing my views on logic and reason and the scientific method is going to change your mind.
Go back to 'proclaiming the good news' on street corners and passing out pamphlets. Oh, too, in my small town they have brought back tent revivals. People are out there that need your comforting delusion, that magically, by saying a few words, they have been 'saved' by the creator of the universe, and they can talk to him personally, and he cares.
But on this board, you are going to get fact-based arguments that challenge your faith-based bliss.
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Post by mystery on Sept 28, 2021 18:24:44 GMT
OP, do you really think big fonts in different colors clearly proselytizing with christian jargon is really going to change any minds here on this board? I think not, since most of us here have already been exposed to this stuff and made our own decisions on what to believe. Saying the Pledge of Allegiance is not a magic incantation that turns people into christians. It is just as unlikely that me sharing my views on logic and reason and the scientific method is going to change your mind. Go back to 'proclaiming the good news' on street corners and passing out pamphlets. Oh, too, in my small town they have brought back tent revivals. People are out there that need your comforting delusion, that magically, by saying a few words, they have been 'saved' by the creator of the universe, and they can talk to him personally, and he cares. But on this board, you are going to get fact-based arguments that challenge your faith-based bliss. The OP is trolling. I wouldn't be surprised if he was an atheist himself.
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Sept 28, 2021 18:26:40 GMT
OP, do you really think big fonts in different colors clearly proselytizing with christian jargon is really going to change any minds here on this board? I think not, since most of us here have already been exposed to this stuff and made our own decisions on what to believe. Saying the Pledge of Allegiance is not a magic incantation that turns people into christians. It is just as unlikely that me sharing my views on logic and reason and the scientific method is going to change your mind. Go back to 'proclaiming the good news' on street corners and passing out pamphlets. Oh, too, in my small town they have brought back tent revivals. People are out there that need your comforting delusion, that magically, by saying a few words, they have been 'saved' by the creator of the universe, and they can talk to him personally, and he cares. But on this board, you are going to get fact-based arguments that challenge your faith-based bliss. The OP is trolling. I wouldn't be surprised if he was an atheist himself. Huh, good to know!
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Post by gadreel on Sept 28, 2021 18:51:10 GMT
OP, do you really think big fonts in different colors clearly proselytizing with christian jargon is really going to change any minds here on this board? Perhaps he wrote the Temple OS?
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Post by lowtacks86 on Sept 28, 2021 19:06:19 GMT
Not really. Did you know the "under God" part actually wasn't added in until the 1950s when were fighting those Godless commies form the Soviet Union? Which is funny since now Christian conservatives seem to love Russia/Putin.
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Post by Stammerhead on Sept 28, 2021 21:07:22 GMT
Not really. Did you know the "under God" part actually wasn't added in until the 1950s when were fighting those Godless commies form the Soviet Union? Which is funny since now Christian conservatives seem to love Russia/Putin. Putin's a Christian so it's all good now.
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