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Post by drystyx on Oct 13, 2021 22:01:33 GMT
Some people are going to HELL! And there's nothing you can do about it.
They committed sins so horrible that they are bound for HELL!No matter what they do afterwards, they can't escape HELL!
1. Movie directors who put in slow motion "Noooooo" scenes in movies.
2. People who don't like the Beatles
3. People who put pineapple or pepperoni on your pizza
4. People who drive 10 mph on the xway and 70 mph in parking lots
5. Photographers for the Driver License pictures.
6. People who run establishments and serve only Pepsi products.
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Post by maya55555 on Oct 13, 2021 22:49:50 GMT
DANG.
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Post by drystyx on Oct 13, 2021 22:59:14 GMT
Don't worry. There's a parole after 3 days for people who violate number 3 and number 6, but the others are lifers.
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Post by marianne48 on Oct 13, 2021 23:41:09 GMT
People who back into parking spaces deserve the fires of hell.
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Post by drystyx on Oct 14, 2021 2:23:10 GMT
People who back into parking spaces deserve the fires of hell. People who don't back into parking spaces deserve to be eaten by the giant creature that chases them while the person who backed in gets to drive away with ease. Clearly, you don't watch enough giant insect movies.
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Post by maya55555 on Oct 14, 2021 4:39:27 GMT
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Oct 15, 2021 9:03:24 GMT
Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven by God.
Also Manchester United supporters
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Post by rizdek on Oct 15, 2021 23:54:11 GMT
Don't worry. There's a parole after 3 days for people who violate number 3 and number 6, but the others are lifers. What if I just do number 1 and number 2?
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Post by rizdek on Oct 15, 2021 23:54:56 GMT
Caption: Mommy mommy, there's a child under my bed.
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Post by drystyx on Oct 16, 2021 0:06:07 GMT
Don't worry. There's a parole after 3 days for people who violate number 3 and number 6, but the others are lifers. What if I just do number 1 and number 2? You'll like it in Hell. They have no Beatles music and you can say "Noooooooo" all day long.
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Post by rizdek on Oct 16, 2021 10:56:38 GMT
What if I just do number 1 and number 2? You'll like it in Hell. They have no Beatles music and you can say "Noooooooo" all day long. Well...as long as they have latrines...I'll be fine.
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Post by lowtacks86 on Oct 16, 2021 16:43:45 GMT
Being a Red Sox fan?
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Post by lunda2222 on Oct 17, 2021 6:47:53 GMT
You'll like it in Hell. They have no Beatles music and you can say "Noooooooo" all day long. Well...as long as they have latrines...I'll be fine. Unfortunately it's eternal damnation without relief.
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Post by rizdek on Oct 17, 2021 6:56:15 GMT
Well...as long as they have latrines...I'll be fine. Unfortunately it's eternal damnation without relief. Maybe I'll just have to go in the woods.
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