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Post by drystyx on Mar 13, 2022 3:52:19 GMT
Matthias got to replace Judas as an apostle, and got to be a martyr.
Poor Joseph lost in lots to be the new apostle.
He might not have been burned alive, boiled in oil, flayed alive, beheaded, crucified upside down, or stoned like the others.
Poor Joseph. We need to take up a collection for him. He may still be alive. Maybe no crocodile ate him, no malaria got him, no Cancer found him, no booby trap or crazed killer. Maybe he's still around. Let us take up a collection for him.
I wonder if he learned to speak English. Or maybe he accidentally took a train to the Ukraine and is stuck there. Does anyone know where he is?
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Post by Stammerhead on Mar 13, 2022 12:08:02 GMT
Did you have to be an Apostle to spread the word or was that a job anyone could do?
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Post by Isapop on Mar 13, 2022 19:05:31 GMT
Did you have to be an Apostle to spread the word or was that a job anyone could do? Of course, anyone's free to spread the word but being an Apostle comes with membership benefits.
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Post by rizdek on Mar 15, 2022 11:10:10 GMT
Of course, anyone's free to spread the word but being an Apostle comes with membership benefits. So what idiot chose Judas? Jesus....Jesus hired all the best people.
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Post by tickingmask on Mar 16, 2022 15:48:15 GMT
I feel kinda sorry for Matthias as well. He was the sub, only coming on to the pitch well into injury time, not that long before Apostledom pretty much came to an end and following Jesus became a free-for-all.
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Post by mikef6 on Mar 19, 2022 20:56:37 GMT
Well, after Matthias was picked he disappears without a trace and is never heard from again. Same with Joseph. Maybe the two of them settled down with a little boutique in Jerusalem and were inseparable ever after.
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