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Post by drystyx on Apr 5, 2022 21:49:48 GMT
...that you needed to give me your ice cream samwich. And if you have no ice cream samwich, you had to give me your klondike bar. And if you had no klondike bar, you were an abomination any way.
Do you really want to displease God? I really hate to ask you for your ice cream samwich, or even your ice cream sandwich, but lo and behold, God insisted that you had to give it to me. I durst not go against the word of God.
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Post by Catman on Apr 5, 2022 21:50:51 GMT
Catman only has fudge bars.
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Apr 8, 2022 14:15:06 GMT
That's strange
God told me not to give you ice cream sandwich.
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Post by rizdek on Apr 23, 2022 13:17:39 GMT
The Lord spoke to Nugene too.
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Post by politicidal on May 3, 2022 16:26:32 GMT
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Post by Rodney Farber on May 4, 2022 14:25:18 GMT
I'm amazed at the number of rich evangelists who claim to have had a direct conversation with The Almighty.
While Jesse Duplantis was flying in his new jet, God asked Jesse if he liked the new airplane that God had given him.
When caught with a prostitute for the second time in four year, Jimmy Swaggart told his followers (and this is a direct quote), "The Lord told me it's flat none of your business." Now, 31 years later, the gullible still give him money. His wife never left him. I wonder if she follows Deep Throat's advice: Follow the money.
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