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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 3, 2022 18:38:04 GMT
QUOTES FROM: "My Science Project" (1985)Why do you wear sunglasses at night?
Because when you're COOL... the sun shines on you twenty-four hours a day! |
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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 3, 2022 18:41:23 GMT
This plant has been extinct for sixty million years! Yeah? Well I ain't ever seen one before!
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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 3, 2022 18:42:36 GMT
Hey! These are all optical delusions. Like ghosts, so it's cool!
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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 3, 2022 18:43:51 GMT
What's your name, cowboy? Robert Roberts, Esquire to you, honky!
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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 3, 2022 18:45:32 GMT
Hit The Blower!
OK, hold on... Woah, Now we are talking Hyperspace!
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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 3, 2022 18:55:30 GMT
Hey... It's just a car... Right?
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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 3, 2022 19:01:48 GMT
I was blastin' through the warp, on a time tour of the 60s...
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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 3, 2022 19:17:54 GMT
It entered our air space last night and made a mockery of our intercept fighters. And according to the pursuit pilots it suffered a malfunction and crashed in the desert.
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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 3, 2022 19:33:25 GMT
Look, this maybe a really stupid question... But, what are we doing in a junkyard?
This isn't just any junkyard.
Oh, yeah? Well, what's so special about it?
It used to be an old military testing ground. Now, they just dump all their old junk here... I thought you'd like it. I mean, you wanna be a reporter, don't you?
Yeah, or a psych. But, what's that got to do with anything?
Look around. Everything here's got a story behind it. Yeah. You know, you're right... I never really thought about it.
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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 3, 2022 19:39:18 GMT
This thing is generating power and light without heat, Michael! How is that possible?
It's not possible! I mean not on this World, anyway.
Whoa, what other World are we talking about?
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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 3, 2022 19:49:15 GMT
Hey, you punks, move that piece of junk off the side of the road! Sit on this, butt-plug...I'd post a screen cap of his finger, but not sure if ProBoards would allow that, sorry.
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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 3, 2022 20:16:01 GMT
A souvenir!
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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 3, 2022 20:36:41 GMT
I think you call it a Neanderthal Man.  |
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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 3, 2022 20:46:22 GMT
Hey, scope that *BLEEP* in the tutu. ( Native Language) Hey, Sherm, What's he saying?
He's going to kick our ass.
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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 3, 2022 20:54:24 GMT
It's god-funking-zilla!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 4, 2022 3:30:21 GMT
Sit on this, buttplug!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 4, 2022 3:38:03 GMT
What are we going to do? About one to five with good behavior.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 4, 2022 3:44:14 GMT
Sherman, tell me about your science project.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 4, 2022 3:51:40 GMT
Come on! l was your age once - in the '60s when all you needed to finish school was a Frisbee.  (Vintage 1967 Star Trek Frisbee) |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 4, 2022 4:00:21 GMT
I want to be swept off my feet, serenaded, worshipped like a goddess.  |
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