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Post by Catman on Sept 23, 2022 13:37:49 GMT
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Post by Catman on Sept 23, 2022 13:49:54 GMT
You know what our problem is? We both have the same disease: money, and happy ways of spending it.  |
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Post by Catman on Sept 23, 2022 13:57:04 GMT
Harry! Harry! What will your wife say?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 23, 2022 14:18:23 GMT
Early tonight, the captain of a Swedish icebreaker in the Barents Sea reported seeing a strange red fireball come out of the sky.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 23, 2022 14:30:28 GMT
Didn't you say she was in the nut house for a while?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 23, 2022 14:41:49 GMT
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 23, 2022 23:02:31 GMT
Why the heavy artillery, Chief?  There's a flying satellite and a 30-foot giant a few miles out on 66.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Sept 24, 2022 18:48:59 GMT
You're not going to use that on her, are you? What do you want me to do, put salt on her tail?  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Sept 24, 2022 18:53:31 GMT
You know everyone's seeing satellites these days.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Sept 24, 2022 19:10:03 GMT
In those days, she was a beautiful child. Fresh. Young. Full of the joys of life.  But, in the last few years, after her marriage, she changed.  |
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Post by Catman on Sept 24, 2022 20:41:12 GMT
Meat hooks, four lengths of chain, forty gallons of plasma, and an elephant syringe.  |
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Post by Catman on Sept 24, 2022 20:46:28 GMT
I know where my husband is! He's with that woman!  |
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Post by Catman on Sept 24, 2022 20:54:00 GMT
Why? Because I love you, Harry!  |
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Post by Catman on Sept 24, 2022 21:05:05 GMT
There's nothing out there, just emptiness.  |
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Post by Catman on Sept 24, 2022 21:15:03 GMT
Now, you listen to me, Harry, I won't stand for any more of your two-timing! You keep away from that girl in that hotel, you hear? Your backdoor romance has split us up once already. The next time there won't be any reconciliation!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 24, 2022 22:19:27 GMT
Deputy Charlie: Wow! What is it? Sheriff Dubbitt: I don't know. Whatever it is, it wasn't made by a Japanese gardener. 
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Post by Catman on Sept 24, 2022 22:21:11 GMT
Astounding growth!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 24, 2022 22:37:18 GMT
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Post by politicidal on Oct 19, 2022 1:30:03 GMT
"..She will tear up the whole town until she finds Harry."
"...And then she'll tear up Harry."
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