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Post by The Herald Erjen on Dec 23, 2022 16:33:52 GMT
You gonna eat your tots?  This is a quote thread for "Napoleon Dynamite" (2004). QuotesScript |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Dec 23, 2022 16:43:22 GMT
A freakin' 12-guage, what do you think?  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Dec 23, 2022 17:00:28 GMT
This is pretty much the worst video ever made.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 23, 2022 19:55:53 GMT
You got, like, three feet of air that time.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 23, 2022 20:01:08 GMT
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 23, 2022 20:11:36 GMT
Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 23, 2022 20:20:03 GMT
Uncle Rico: Kip, I reckon... you know a lot about... cyberspace? You ever come across anything... like time travel? Kip: Easy, I've already looked into it for myself. 
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Dec 23, 2022 20:33:53 GMT
We need, like, some name tags...with our picture on it, all laminated and whatnot. I mean, we gotta look legit, man.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Dec 23, 2022 20:39:13 GMT
I bet you folks don't have one of these.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Dec 23, 2022 20:45:42 GMT
Gosh!  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Dec 23, 2022 21:44:13 GMT
Yeah. If coach would've put me in fourth quarter...we'd have been state champions, no doubt. No doubt in my mind. You better believe things would have been different.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Dec 23, 2022 22:15:26 GMT
So, uh...how does the "dealio" sound to you?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 23, 2022 22:15:49 GMT
Deb: What's a liger? Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. 
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Dec 23, 2022 22:38:08 GMT
Kirk: I like your sleeves. They're real big. Spock: Thank you. I made them myself.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Dec 24, 2022 1:39:49 GMT
Spock: So, are you ready? Scotty: Yeah. Hold on. I forgot to put in the crystals. Okay, turn it on.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Dec 24, 2022 7:26:06 GMT
I think you're bruisin' my neck meat!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 24, 2022 16:41:41 GMT
Anton Chigurh: I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 24, 2022 16:55:13 GMT
I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me.   |
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Post by paulslaugh on Dec 29, 2022 9:08:57 GMT
So, we're pretty much friends by now, right?  Yes.  So, you got my back and everything, right?  What?  |
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Post by paulslaugh on Dec 29, 2022 9:20:32 GMT
At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times.  Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?  Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.  Last off, my students will learn about self-respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?  Forget about it!  |
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