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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 17, 2023 15:38:27 GMT
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 17, 2023 15:41:38 GMT
Jesus, would you take it easy, Dick Tracy!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 17, 2023 15:47:11 GMT
Can I just ask you one question?  Yeah, what?  How come all cops have two-inch peckers?  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 17, 2023 16:04:16 GMT
Kirk: I saw your wife dancing at Madame Tong's the other night. Nice tits. Do they taste as good as they look?  
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 17, 2023 16:18:49 GMT
Oh, that's right. You're not a drug dealer, you're an importer. And your brother's not a scum-sucking pimp, he's a talent agent.  This is my mother here. Don't talk that way in front of my mother. Who the hell do you think you are?  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 17, 2023 21:13:21 GMT
I don't want your money. All I want is for you to say, "Ah." You know, like in a doctor's office. Do it.  Ahhhhhh!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Nov 18, 2023 2:24:19 GMT
Kirk: My head's killing me. Goro: Too much firewater last night, huh?  P.S. This is yet another movie that I will be watching for the first time! So, expect my posts in chronological order.
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Post by alpha128 on Nov 18, 2023 2:34:08 GMT
The only law I know is Jack Murphy's Law. That's very simple. "Don't fuck with Jack Murphy."  |
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Post by alpha128 on Nov 18, 2023 2:42:39 GMT
You really are a slime, aren't you?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Nov 18, 2023 2:52:38 GMT
I'm gonna kill you. But first, I'm gonna put you through hell.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Nov 18, 2023 3:37:14 GMT
Kirk: Did it ever cross your mind that I'm innocent? The Prosecutor: Frankly, no. 
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Post by alpha128 on Nov 18, 2023 3:43:05 GMT
Well, if it isn't Sergeant Dick-Brain.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 18, 2023 3:48:01 GMT
Look at you, you're a mess! You look like you just got out of the drunk tank.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Nov 18, 2023 3:53:06 GMT
By the way, did anyone ever tell you you've got excellent taste in cars?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Nov 18, 2023 4:10:18 GMT
Arabella McGee: When was the last time you flew one of these things?  Jack Murphy: 1964.  Arabella McGee: Oh, my God. 
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 18, 2023 4:33:19 GMT
What the hell is it? It happens to be an omelet.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Nov 18, 2023 18:37:21 GMT
You hear that, boys? All we've got to do is call the cops.  Yeah. While we're at it, let's just call the governor, too. Yeah, and the president.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 18, 2023 20:46:59 GMT
Hello? Hello? Hey, what the hell is this? Some kind of game?  Yes, and the game is just beginning. I'm gonna kill you. But first, I'm gonna put you through hell.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 18, 2023 21:00:38 GMT
We have a dozen witnesses saw you arguing with your wife at Madam Tong's tonight. And we got a witness who saw you driving away from the scene of the shooting.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Nov 18, 2023 21:16:52 GMT
So how do you like lockup? Find yourself a girlfriend yet, hmm?  Kiss my squirrel.  |
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