Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Dec 16, 2023 8:10:24 GMT
Hey yall. I know this is a little early because we still have time until the next year but I wanna do this now. These are my 10 worst films released in 2023. Obviously just my opinion.
10. Assassin
This one may be the most watchable of my worst 10 but that dont mean much. This is pretty depressing since it is the very last film that Bruce Willis will star in. Detective Knight Redemption was one of Bruce's last films and while it was not great it really should have been his last film because that film is way better than Assassin.
9. Five Nights at Freddys
Man this was massively disappointing. This was a total bore. I never played the game but I thought the film looked cool. Very little even happens in this film and when things do happen it extremely watered down PG-13 junk.
8. Us or Them
Malin Akerman stars in this nasty thriller that has friends and family members play a game of torture for money. I like a all out gross fest but this is just a load of nothing. Just a lot of torture. Its not thrilling its just lame and dull.
7. Ocean Deep
A womans husband goes missing. Thats about it. Nothing really happens until the last 10 minutes. Its mostly a long of Connie Nelson doing nothing or looking at leaks in her house. They has 20 minutes of movie and an hour of filler.
6. Half Sisters
A pair of half sisters gets hunted in their childhood home because of a inheritance hidden in the house. The dumbest thing in this film is that one of the sisters can get the cops to them if she takes off her ankle bracelet but she wont do it because she would be a real criminal. The characters in this film are so dumb it hurts. And this whole film is horribly written and directed.
5. Maggie Moore(s)
Tina Fey and Jon Hamm star in this film about murders of two women with the same name. It could be a OK thriller but its a unfunny and boring dark comedy. I did not enjoy anything in this film.
4. DC Down
Eric Roberts stars in this dreadfully boring disaster film with awful effects. This one was really hard to get through. One laugh I got: While a bridge is collapsing the trucks on it dont even try to stop. They just drive on to their death.
3. Operation Black Ops
A dreadful, dull and laughable Expendables wannabe.
2. Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist
Well I watched the other 5 Left Behind films. Why not this one as well? Well it really sucks. Just a preachy poorly made and extremely boring film. Kevin Sorbo has dedicated his career to really horrible films.
1. Johnny and Clyde
And the worst movie of the year is Johnny and Clyde starring Meagan Fox. This was insanely bad. Its basically a low budget version of Natural Born Killers. It has a young couple in love going on a killing/crime spree. They get their friends together to knock over a casino owned by Meagan Fox. There is also some kind of evil entity following the main characters around with blades. I dont know this is cluster of nothing.
The film is a total mess of idiots being annoying. And thats the whole film. Idiots killing people and being despicable. Its trash at its worst.
10. Assassin
This one may be the most watchable of my worst 10 but that dont mean much. This is pretty depressing since it is the very last film that Bruce Willis will star in. Detective Knight Redemption was one of Bruce's last films and while it was not great it really should have been his last film because that film is way better than Assassin.
9. Five Nights at Freddys
Man this was massively disappointing. This was a total bore. I never played the game but I thought the film looked cool. Very little even happens in this film and when things do happen it extremely watered down PG-13 junk.
8. Us or Them
Malin Akerman stars in this nasty thriller that has friends and family members play a game of torture for money. I like a all out gross fest but this is just a load of nothing. Just a lot of torture. Its not thrilling its just lame and dull.
7. Ocean Deep
A womans husband goes missing. Thats about it. Nothing really happens until the last 10 minutes. Its mostly a long of Connie Nelson doing nothing or looking at leaks in her house. They has 20 minutes of movie and an hour of filler.
6. Half Sisters
A pair of half sisters gets hunted in their childhood home because of a inheritance hidden in the house. The dumbest thing in this film is that one of the sisters can get the cops to them if she takes off her ankle bracelet but she wont do it because she would be a real criminal. The characters in this film are so dumb it hurts. And this whole film is horribly written and directed.
5. Maggie Moore(s)
Tina Fey and Jon Hamm star in this film about murders of two women with the same name. It could be a OK thriller but its a unfunny and boring dark comedy. I did not enjoy anything in this film.
4. DC Down
Eric Roberts stars in this dreadfully boring disaster film with awful effects. This one was really hard to get through. One laugh I got: While a bridge is collapsing the trucks on it dont even try to stop. They just drive on to their death.
3. Operation Black Ops
A dreadful, dull and laughable Expendables wannabe.
2. Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist
Well I watched the other 5 Left Behind films. Why not this one as well? Well it really sucks. Just a preachy poorly made and extremely boring film. Kevin Sorbo has dedicated his career to really horrible films.
1. Johnny and Clyde
And the worst movie of the year is Johnny and Clyde starring Meagan Fox. This was insanely bad. Its basically a low budget version of Natural Born Killers. It has a young couple in love going on a killing/crime spree. They get their friends together to knock over a casino owned by Meagan Fox. There is also some kind of evil entity following the main characters around with blades. I dont know this is cluster of nothing.
The film is a total mess of idiots being annoying. And thats the whole film. Idiots killing people and being despicable. Its trash at its worst.
