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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 21, 2024 3:50:53 GMT
Last night I fucked your wife. Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife? She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat. The Last Boy Scout
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 21, 2024 3:59:22 GMT
All right, you want it in the chest, or the head? Yeah, that's what your wife said.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 21, 2024 4:07:29 GMT
You think you're so fuckin' cool, don't you? You think you're so fuckin' cool. Well just once, I would like to hear you scream, in pain. Play some rap music.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 21, 2024 13:05:51 GMT
Right now, I'm trying to figure out which one of you looks the most like my dick. If you got something to say, say it. Otherwise get the fuck outta here.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 21, 2024 13:21:53 GMT
Get the fuck out of here, go shit in your own yard.
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 21, 2024 16:48:54 GMT
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 21, 2024 16:56:04 GMT
Welcome back to the second half. We're at municipal stadium in Cleveland...
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 21, 2024 17:09:39 GMT
Hello, William. This is Milo. There's a lot of money riding on this game. You better start scoring some touchdowns, William.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 21, 2024 17:22:43 GMT
If you go any faster we're gonna travel back in time.
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 21, 2024 17:29:25 GMT
That's my motto. Be prepared.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 21, 2024 17:31:28 GMT
There's a new invention out. It's called the razor.
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 21, 2024 17:40:45 GMT
Boy, I'll give you this. You sure are feisty for a fella in your position.
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 21, 2024 17:51:20 GMT
All right, all right. Let's bring out a woman who's always in the mood. Put your hands together for the lovely and talented Miss Cory!
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 21, 2024 18:00:19 GMT
Is there a problem? Yes, officer. As a matter of fact there is a problem. Apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 21, 2024 18:37:32 GMT
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 22, 2024 13:39:20 GMT
I'm gonna dance a jig, I swear to Christ.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 22, 2024 13:48:24 GMT
Hi, you're nobody. Shhh, don't tell anyone.
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Post by amyghost on Apr 23, 2024 1:47:42 GMT
"What'd you do last night?" "I think I fucked a squirrel to death, and don't remember."
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Post by amyghost on Apr 23, 2024 1:58:43 GMT
Yeah, I'm your father. Go put some clothes on.
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Post by amyghost on Apr 23, 2024 2:00:39 GMT
"Apprise Rodney Dangerfield here of his situation. Perhaps we can dispense with the fun and games now, yes?"
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