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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 20, 2024 18:16:28 GMT
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 20, 2024 18:17:27 GMT
I can't untie you! The captain tied you up, he almost fuckin' tasered you!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 20, 2024 18:18:41 GMT
This right here is the land of opportunity. This is America. This is my home! The show goes on!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 20, 2024 18:19:54 GMT
What kind of hooker takes credit cards? A rich one!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 20, 2024 21:34:03 GMT
You give me one shot here on a blue chip stock like Kodak, and believe me, Kevin, the only problem you’re gonna have is that you didn’t buy more. Sound fair enough?  Shit. My... Uh... My wife might divorce me, but... Yeah, let’s do it. |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 20, 2024 21:53:56 GMT
I want you to go out there and I want you to ram Steve Madden stock down your clients’ throats...   ...until they fucking choke on it!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 20, 2024 23:04:32 GMT
Eliot Ness: If I'm not mistaken, you just tried to bribe a federal officer.  Alderman: No, technically I didn’t bribe anybody.  From The Untouchables (1987), which had its own quote thread
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 20, 2024 23:41:27 GMT
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 21, 2024 2:33:44 GMT
Sides? $26,000 worth of sides? What are these sides? They cure cancer?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 21, 2024 2:34:28 GMT
Scott: The IRS, they allow for T&A. It’s fine. 
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Jul 21, 2024 6:15:30 GMT
I want to stay married, Dad, but it's crazy out there. Some of these girls, you should see them. Oh, my God. They're fuckin' - the things they're doing now, Pops, I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level. Really? And they're all shaved too. Get outta here. All shaven now. Are you kidding me? Yeah.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 21, 2024 13:36:43 GMT
Jesus Christ. I think you have a fuckin' drug problem.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 21, 2024 13:45:27 GMT
Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 21, 2024 13:56:20 GMT
No, they're not retarded or anything like that...  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 21, 2024 14:02:16 GMT
How much money you make? $70,000 last month. Get the fuck outta here!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 21, 2024 16:23:12 GMT
Safety is first, all right? I want somebody with a fucking tranquilizer gun...  ...ready to knock this fucker out.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 21, 2024 16:43:34 GMT
"DON'T INCRIMINATE YOURSELF. I'M WEARING A WIRE."  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 21, 2024 17:00:05 GMT
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 22, 2024 0:39:15 GMT
GET OFF THE PHONE! GET OFF THE PHONE! FBI!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 22, 2024 1:02:12 GMT
Look at yourself, Jordan. You're sick! You're a sick man!  |
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