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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 22, 2024 1:09:04 GMT
I told you, you're not taking my fucking kids!
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Post by amyghost on Jul 22, 2024 19:49:02 GMT
"You gotta stay relaxed. Do you jerk off?" "What? Do I jerk off? Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off. Yeah."
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Post by amyghost on Jul 22, 2024 19:52:05 GMT
"You called the captain the n-word." "I called the captain the n-word?" "Yeah, he was very upset."
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Post by amyghost on Jul 22, 2024 19:55:13 GMT
"Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! Don't you fucking dare!"
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Post by amyghost on Jul 22, 2024 19:57:38 GMT
"I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again."
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Post by amyghost on Jul 22, 2024 19:59:40 GMT
"The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it."
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Post by amyghost on Jul 22, 2024 20:02:12 GMT
"Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls?"
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Post by amyghost on Jul 22, 2024 20:05:18 GMT
"This right here is the land of opportunity. This is America. This is my home!"
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Post by amyghost on Jul 22, 2024 20:08:01 GMT
"See those little black boxes? They're called telephones. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. They're not gonna dial themselves. Okay? Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger."
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Post by amyghost on Jul 22, 2024 20:10:06 GMT
"So you listen to me and you listen well. Are you behind on your credit card bills? Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! Is your landlord ready to evict you? Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing! Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing! I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich!"
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Post by amyghost on Jul 22, 2024 20:11:43 GMT
"Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Technically, you do work for me."
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Post by amyghost on Jul 22, 2024 20:14:04 GMT
"Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today when their emperor's gone?"
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Post by amyghost on Jul 22, 2024 20:17:50 GMT
"I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. For a moment, I had forgotten I lived in a world where everything was for sale. Wouldn't you like to know how to sell it?"
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