The ten greatest "expose" films ever
Jun 17, 2017 15:28:11 GMT
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Post by drystyx on Jun 17, 2017 15:28:11 GMT
#10: FLEETSIN-THE FLEET IS MISSING-We learn that Fleetsin isn't even in the Navy, never got shanghaied, and never appeared on THE LOVE BOAT, MCHALE'S NAVY, or GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.
#9: WHERE IS VEGAS DEVIL?: We learn that Vegas Devil isn't in Hell, and isn't is Vegas most of the time. We learn that Vegas Devil doesn't even carry a pitchfork or a deck of cards, and isn't a bookie's runner. So where is Vegas Devil?
#8: SMITHJIGS DOES THE SQUARE DANCE: We learn that Smith never even learned to do the jig, or even the Twist, and only goes square dancing with a doe named Dulcie.
#7: THE HERALD ERJEN-NOT ON THE PAYROLL-We learn that the Herald newspaper of every city and every town on planet Earth never had anyone named "Erjen" on their payroll. What planet did have a herald with him on their payroll? Is he a "cell" plant waiting to take us over? Learn about his past as a cafe chef who encountered a busload of stranded travelers that included a many armed Martian.
#6: PROGRESSIVE ELEMENT AND HIS CHEMICAL LAB-We learn that Progressive Element's lab has only one element in it, and Progressive only experiments with one element, and always does the same experiment, so what kind of gall allows a person to say that this is "progressive"? Find the real story.
#5: BLADE CARRIES A GUN: We learn that Blade tells everyone there is a knife fight, and then brings a gun to it instead. No wonder Blade is 25-0-2 in duels at 200 paces with the loaded sniper rifle Blade keeps in the bushes at 200 paces. The two ties were guys who ran away instead of pacing 200 yards.
#4: MAYA NOT A MAYAN: We learn Maya isn't Mayan, Aztec, or Inca. She may not even be a brunette some of the time.
#3: CUPCAKES BANNED FROM HOSTESS: We learn that Cupcakes doesn't know how to bake cupcakes, and that Cupcakes once desecrated the HOSTESS CUPCAKE headquarters, and is banned from there with an EPO. No cupcake ever baked by Cupcakes was ever edible. And Cupcakes doesn't even use chocolate for an ingredient.
#2: SUPERDUDE CAN'T FLY: We learn that Superdude can't lift 2000 pounds, can't jump over the Empire State Building, can't blow the man down, and can't fly.
#1: GEODE THE NON GEOLOGIST: We learn that Geode falsified records to go on geological trips, and when asked to dig up the Mummy, said "My mummy's not dead", and when asked to find dinosaur DNA in Amber, proceeded to attempt an accost on a lady named Amber. Currently wanted in four countries, where can Geode hide?
#9: WHERE IS VEGAS DEVIL?: We learn that Vegas Devil isn't in Hell, and isn't is Vegas most of the time. We learn that Vegas Devil doesn't even carry a pitchfork or a deck of cards, and isn't a bookie's runner. So where is Vegas Devil?
#8: SMITHJIGS DOES THE SQUARE DANCE: We learn that Smith never even learned to do the jig, or even the Twist, and only goes square dancing with a doe named Dulcie.
#7: THE HERALD ERJEN-NOT ON THE PAYROLL-We learn that the Herald newspaper of every city and every town on planet Earth never had anyone named "Erjen" on their payroll. What planet did have a herald with him on their payroll? Is he a "cell" plant waiting to take us over? Learn about his past as a cafe chef who encountered a busload of stranded travelers that included a many armed Martian.
#6: PROGRESSIVE ELEMENT AND HIS CHEMICAL LAB-We learn that Progressive Element's lab has only one element in it, and Progressive only experiments with one element, and always does the same experiment, so what kind of gall allows a person to say that this is "progressive"? Find the real story.
#5: BLADE CARRIES A GUN: We learn that Blade tells everyone there is a knife fight, and then brings a gun to it instead. No wonder Blade is 25-0-2 in duels at 200 paces with the loaded sniper rifle Blade keeps in the bushes at 200 paces. The two ties were guys who ran away instead of pacing 200 yards.
#4: MAYA NOT A MAYAN: We learn Maya isn't Mayan, Aztec, or Inca. She may not even be a brunette some of the time.
#3: CUPCAKES BANNED FROM HOSTESS: We learn that Cupcakes doesn't know how to bake cupcakes, and that Cupcakes once desecrated the HOSTESS CUPCAKE headquarters, and is banned from there with an EPO. No cupcake ever baked by Cupcakes was ever edible. And Cupcakes doesn't even use chocolate for an ingredient.
#2: SUPERDUDE CAN'T FLY: We learn that Superdude can't lift 2000 pounds, can't jump over the Empire State Building, can't blow the man down, and can't fly.
#1: GEODE THE NON GEOLOGIST: We learn that Geode falsified records to go on geological trips, and when asked to dig up the Mummy, said "My mummy's not dead", and when asked to find dinosaur DNA in Amber, proceeded to attempt an accost on a lady named Amber. Currently wanted in four countries, where can Geode hide?
