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Post by FilmFlaneur on Jun 23, 2017 13:20:04 GMT
1. "Of course there is no proof for any of this, so it might well be all made up" |
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Jun 23, 2017 13:21:04 GMT
2. " God works in mysterious ways, so really I have no idea what is going on here"
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Jun 23, 2017 13:23:37 GMT
3. "Today I am taking the lesson from the Qu'ran, as I left the usual book in the car."
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Jun 23, 2017 13:36:08 GMT
4. "Can anyone help me out and tell me how things end? I haven't finished this Testament yet."
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Jun 23, 2017 14:10:52 GMT
5. "... and so, to cut a long story short, we're cutting out the middle man and here is God to speak to you all directly."
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Jun 23, 2017 14:21:02 GMT
6. "Due to circumstances beyond my control, this week's sermon 'Why God Gave Us Free Will' is cancelled."
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Jun 23, 2017 14:33:13 GMT
7. "Jesus said 'Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.' Unfortunately, it seems I took this a little too literally, and now there are some investigating officers here to see me on a range of allegations".
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Jun 23, 2017 14:43:55 GMT
8. "I was going to say a few words about the certainty of the Trinity, but now am not so sure. In fact, I've in been in three minds about it all day"
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Post by theoncomingstorm on Jun 23, 2017 14:44:08 GMT
9. "So I read Genesis last night and then I thought to myself "What kind of dumbfuck believes any of that shit?""
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Jun 23, 2017 14:50:12 GMT
10. "Thank you all who have so enthusiastically taken up the idea of a community musical based on the story of the Ark. The topic of today's reading is 'There's Noah Business like Show Business.' "
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Post by johnblutarsky on Jun 23, 2017 15:08:56 GMT
11. "The following is for entertainment purposes only...."
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Jun 23, 2017 15:10:39 GMT
12. "This is going to be a really, really great sermon folks. The best. Ever. I will make sermons great again. That's because I don't rely on fake Jews."
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Post by OldSamVimes on Jun 23, 2017 16:24:47 GMT
"Please don't give us any money".
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Post by progressiveelement on Jun 24, 2017 9:50:16 GMT
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o.
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never let you go (Never, never, never, never let me go)
Oh oh oh oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.
(Ooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah)
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.
Any way the wind blows."
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